Show SUCH IS LIFE First ride hU humans get t II Is to in Ih the baby buggy also alo pronounced baby carriage cart go-cart and nd perambulator Th That's ts t's how haw civilized folks get the Idea that Its It's easier culer to ride than walk Always we teach our children first how to ride rids and then give them walking lessons lesson Man in his most primitive existence acquired the vehicle habit and hes he's been riding the hobby ever slate since Without Without With With- out wheels man would be glued to the soil H lied d ne never cr get more than a mile from his birthplace Starting with the first wheel man began getting ac acquainted acquainted ac- ac with his next door neighbor Pause We go riding driving etc but Carlyle writes My traveling friends in gigs 1118 or otherwise otherwise otherwise other other- wise over that piece of London road And they used to say Pause The first fint vehicle didn't have regular wheels Man Just hitched another animal animal animal ani ani- mal to two saplings and climbed on Then he got the hunch to make wheels out of tree trunks sticking an axle through the centers And he kept on until he finally built bunt builta a hearse for himself I Also he got himself Into a mess of other difficulties by inventing wheels- wheels transportation problems and unscrambling bling the railroads He never would have to hang on en a strap nights and mornings If he had left wheels alone and Henry Ford wouldn't have rambled along Pause The king In a carriage may ride And the beggar may crawl at his side But In the general race They are tra traveling all the same pace The most pernicious wheeled Ideas of mankind are Wheelbarrows Lawn mowers Three cents a a. mile rate And when we consider the upkeep were we're almost almot inclined to add Automobiles Auto Auto- mobiles Salmon we are informed by scientists can travel in the water at he the rate of twenty-five twenty miles mUes an hour On dry land Al Right says they hey can travel much faster taster than that If f Incased In Jn cans and stored In freight cars Joshua's plan of handling s sun n time was much better than with the le clocks clock |