Show BY WILLIAM ri aaY The Milk Division for the Obese I After prolonged the board of directors of the Bread and Milk club wishes to announce the formation formation formation for for- mation of the milk division for obese members Heretofore only good risks have been admitted Into the Bread and Milk but so many fat fat have clamored for membership that the board concluded to establish the milk division for their special benefit Members of the milk division will have haye two days a week of milk diet taking from one to five pints of of milk per day in five portions a glass at 10 a. a m. m a a. pint at noon another nother glass at 4 p p. p m m. and a pint at 7 p p. p m. m The milk may be taken cold or warm as desired and up to a a. pint of water maybe may maybe maybe be added Thirst and hunger are thus both appeased appeased ap appeased ap- ap while the weight declines rap rap- idl idly A pou pound d a day must be lost in order to maintain standing in the di division di- di vision As much as as' as two or three pounds a day may be be- lost by some members It is in the intention of the board later on to create a higher degree into which members of the milk division may be graduated on presentation of fitness for the honor In the higher degrees three or four days a week weel of rigid milk diet will be granted Meanwhile the Bread and Milk club Is in a thriving condition having now upward of members all doing as w w. as c. c b b. b expected There is just one point about which some some confusion is evident namely bo how w m much ch milk c and how much bread Is Is' allowable on Monday Monday Mon Mon- MonI I day The charter prescribes a a. glass I of milk six milk six to eight ht every ounces every I two or three hours from rising to bedtime bedtime bedtime bed bed- time and with each glass of milk a cracker or half a slice of bread without without with with- out butter With the Bread and Milk club ridding ridding rid rid- ding din the world of biliousness gas- gas belch belch itis that tired feeling dyspepsia sia and the the other digestive maladies of th the overfed the rice division clearing up skin diseases due to autointoxication tion and the bilk division assuaging the distress of the obese the monitor of this dep department looks forward to a aday aday aday day when the mailman will heave a adeep adeep adeep deep sigh and say I guess there isn't much sickness any more QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Enlarged Pores Please tell me what causes enlarged t l pores I use good soap good powder and a well wen recommended cold cream still my r face ce pores seem seem very large Stop Answer Answer Stop the powder and cold cread cread they they simply add debris and tend to clog the pores Use plain soap but little of It and rince It from the skin very thoroughly with warm water wa wa- wa- wa ter always finishing the bath with cold water Large pores are clogged oil ducts ducts- young ducts young oung blackheads Moderate Moderate Moderate ate self massage cold bathing avoidance avoidance avoid avoid- avoidance ance of war paint and alleged face creams and deep breathing and walkIng walking walk walk- ing or or other open air exercise will correct the trouble Stammering Ive I've been stammering a little over a year now and would like nothing better better bet bet- ter than to rid myself of It Answer Take Answer Take vocal lessons from a competent teacher Practice reading aloud to some one or by yourself and take particular pains to inflect the voice as you would In conversation avoiding the sing song song- songor or any suggestion suggestion tion of it Practice inflection in conversation conversation con con- make your conversation as musical as possible exaggerating if need be Repeat the alphabet Pho- Pho several times a day Take deep breathing exorcises exercises Effervescent Saline Please advise me which Is the best effervescent salts Answer I Answer If If you mean for laxative or cathartic effect it is wholly a matter matter matter mat mat- ter of taste taste all all saline allne cathartics have havethe havethe havethe the same effect Epsom rochelle carlsbad glauber's sal salts s phosphate of soda of magnesia magnesia all all act In Inthe inthe inthe the same way though varying varying- In strength and dosage dosages Dr Brady will answer all signed letters letters letters let let- pertaining to health The names of writers are never printed Only In Inquiries Inquiries inquiries in- in of general Interest are answered In this column but all inquiries will be answered by mail If a stamped self addressed envelope Is Requests Requests Requests Re Re- quests for diagnosis or treatment of Individual cases cannot be considered Address Dr William Brady care of ot this newspaper |