Show i t Walter Winchell On Ot vay Copyright 1931 by D Dally ly Mirror Inc Ino a A Columnists Columnist's Secy Jots Down a n Few Notes Beatrice Dunn Blinn phoned said Enid she Is legally separated from Crane Wilbur that she wasn't his Ills frau but his liis I That Wilbur and Lenita Lane probably want to marry but BB wont won't give I him a divorce and so on I told her that their severest friends and best critics were sa saying inS that Crane and Lenita ta were secretly sealed not you S J j II Too many of ot your wishers better-wishers phoned to re remind remind re- re mind you not to be DO a loafer loafer no no matter what happens happens happens hap hap- pens In the night places that places that you have too much at stake and nothing Is that important S C 4 The cocktail quip credited to Laval Lava appeared in a a. New Bedford throw-away throw several weeks ago according to Levy of International News Photos I told him however that you rou finally recalled hearing George orge Hassell use it in The Circus Circus Cir Cir- cus Princess many ninny seasons ago S S J. J W. W Simmons called Sn Says S 'S that the present depression is like a drunken woman No one knows what either will do t 9 a Jane Franklin wants to know if it you ever used Jane Jano Jano being another of ot your inconstant readers a Norman Anthony called Said just because some somo gu guy writes you ou and anti says his mag swiped an i idea you ou have to go and tell everybody and everybody and that if you dont don't like this country countr then why dont don't you go goback goback goback back where you came from C a Some S Syracuse clown called to offer New York Is divided this way way on the West Vest Side- Side Society on the East East and and in between S aSam eSam o e oSam Sam of or Astoria offers otters tion Not bad C a aThe The war against that type of ot magazine is something something some some- tl thing ng to make Ballyhoo sick about It has hasto hasto to 10 suffer for fol the drivel of its poor imitators imitators and and now the censors in the South In sweeping the mimics off the stands by law decided to include Anthonys Anthony's mag That's a shame S S a When you ou gave a boost to the dime full course dinners served sered at the Seamen's Institute you put your our foot in It At least 20 o of ot the men phoned and were bitter about it H because they do not rate rato a full course dinner for their dimes but considerably considerably consider consider- abl ably less And they all wondered how you fell for such propaganda C C a aIts Its It's marvelous isn't It I mean that every timo you Oll pen a posey lately you get socked back backwith backwith backwith with a scallion People Im I'm afraid prefer the the belt stuff If It you ou say something nice they decide you got paid to say it If It you seem mean they rate you ou as a good critic or a person Who Isn't Afraid etc a e. e I 0 I was looking over tho the old Vaudeville News flies files for Machamer today and found so man many squibs you ou could use all aU over again How you played up Joe Frisco in those days Those gags are aregood aregood aregood good again use again use them Why not run some of that torch verse you verse you big sentimentalist I Found the column where you rou ou fir first used the title Your Broadway and Mine over over a poem poem March March 24 1922 It rehearsed me inc how to brood brood It it prepared me to be shrewd Broadway fooled me Broadway ruled me Broadway schooled me how to cry though cry though it bumped me thumped and trumped me Broadways Broadway's Broadways Broadway's where I want to die o a oI 0 0 0 I liked too the parody on Arthur Chapmans Chapman's Out Where the West Vest Begins Begins' But I hope and pray when I go to my Maker Maker my my cortege goes I slowly somewhere near Longacre and Longacre-and and not where the West Vest commences p 4 a aGee Gee 1922 a 1922 a decade ago When you didn't write such cracks as Get the gravy while you can and the hell with the fellow who comes in second I or Get it while youre you're hot you hot you stay cold a along along along long time Somehow those files Ues reveal something some some- tiling thing more human mister R. honest B. B C. C |