Show TENORS HAVE EDGE ON A AMOROUS lOROUS BASSOS A tenor voice and faithful courtship courtship courtship court court- ship will win more feminine hearts than a bass voice and sly lovemakIng lag Ing even even in the sea lions' lions pond at atthe atthe atthe the zoo in London Old B Bill the faithless husband can verily verify this fact from solitary confinement con con- Several weeks ago Old Bill Informed in informed in In- formed the entire zoo population that he and Mrs Old Bill were expecting ex cx- a happy event Then Mrs Old Bill went to the hospital When she returned she he brought a miniature Old B Bill with her But she found that Old Bill had strayed from the straight and andl narrow pa path I Right under Fancy Free Fans Fan's window window win win- dow the old boy was parked and in ina ina a deep rich bass he barked his song L I of or love Even young Nell a debutante debutante debu debu- tante was attempting to attract Old Bill and win his favor Mrs Old Bill withdrew In tears I I Old BiU Bill told her their romance was ended and md that his love was for lor Fancy Free Fan and Young NelL Then came Dandy Dick the hero He had watched the abusive abuse e way Old Bill had treated the little wife They h met in the center o of the pond Old rM Bill rushed at Dandy Dick and barked and bellowed in his deepest bass Dandy Dick stood his ground and announced the fact in the firmest of tenor voices voiceS' Mrs Old Bill BIU cheered her S-I S heard defender The battle batUe could cold be throughout the entire zoo The outcome is just another proof that to to the he victor goes gocs the spoIls Old w n uni BIll IS to in solitary confinement Dandy Dick remains in the pond with two delighted young females not to mention adoring Mrs Old Bill |