| Show An Eye for lor an Eye A couple of ot deer hunters In Utah this his year have given their lives for tor a. a deer That's That o something thing new and differ tnt ent nt at t any rate tate There Have ave been beena a L I lot t of sips saps through the ages age who wh have lave given their lives live for a dear dar But Out there ar art ar faw few willing to part with this thia old world for r a deer There Tharo must be a reason for It Sometimes we think the tho boys bOs aimed at t the wrong thin thing Sometimes we thInk some of the doer hunters arC are setting retting In practice for their dears dean at home ionic But after Its It's all over we resolve ourselves to the thought that the two wo deer hunters who were killed were vere shot because they wore ro the customary rod red hats t tRed Red is i. an awfully good target And nd it t can be seen lun for fop such luch a long distance istance it makes mak it ver very vert easy for another mother hunter to line it up and blaze laze away Maybn Maybo the hunters think Its It's taking their lives In the hands hand for tor a couple of venison steaks teaks but we wo think they should we wear car r moro more conservative e colors If Ie they icy go deer hunting Let us us' suggest the usual bright red ed be changed hanged for a nice blue blu green reen or lavender in the pastel shades lades And then theres there's always always' a afee ance anico nico nce fee fee- group of beige mauve mauv or baby pink ink to select from The hunters we think would look much nuch moro more attractive in these o eel cal ors rs than the ordinary red Besides ho tho the colors we su suggest gest wouldn't frighten away tho the deer leer and the animals ani ani- mals male probably by could bei bel captured without the aid of ot a a. gun The woman who couldn't answer a traffic cop COPI beca because se sl she e was was' chewing taffy should give some husbands a good idea Our Campaign We Ie only entered the tho race t for r sheriff yesterday and already weve we've had lad at lc least t a dozen r requests to toss our ur hat In the congressional lonal ring However were we're afraid Ve well we'll have to p decline that suggestion In the first place our personal appearance t and our own personal beliefs are arc against naAs us na As AI we size up the situation you either ither have to be headed bald wear weara a wig Swig or advocate repeal of the prohibition law to be in the con race We arent aren't bald We Wo wouldn't wear a a. wig if iC wo wa were bald and we have lave too many friends who are bootleggers gers to want ant the tho prohibition law aw re repealed Caled If It we didn't have a a. lot Jot of boot- boot lc logger friends what would would would-be be the object of ot going out for the sheriffs sheriff's election lection Were We're counting on the votes vatu of those hose liquor peddlers to put us in in office Without their support our damp cause would be lost Arid And since ince were we're sure aure well we'll get the Socia Social Social So So- cial cia I Welfare leagues league's es e's votes as well wert we are practically elected Anyone who would like lIko a It nice soft political Job n need d only call can on onus onus us and arid we we might be able to fi fitl fix tl hem m up for fora a certain amount S S S Freshmen at the tite University University University sity of Utah seem to adore dabbling in green paint There are some primitive prin instincts that crop out in spite of everything Tax Revision For tho people who like to Join jain things now is their chance Since tax revision started becoming becoming becom- becom ing ng one of the major topics of discussion dis dis' there are enough organizations organizations ions for foil folks to join to put the average joiner to shame First there was a gang out to together together together to- to gether advocating the amendments Apparently that rolled roiled a a. gang ol of other folks and the they organized ai against the he amendments S It wasn't long lang until until untila a couple 01 of other clubs were formed for tor those who didn't have hava anything to say Inthe Inthe in inthe the first two societies Then a n couple of other gentlemen got a brilliant idea and formed another club But that wasn't enough Apparently Apparently there were some somo members I from rom both groups graUlS who were pushed In n tho the background Maybe they were wera refused the office of treasurer or 01 something we dont don't know But Eul anyway the they formed a a club for and against th the amendments It wont won't bo be long now until someone someone someone some some- one starts asking what this rumpus about the tho amendments is all nil about and then well we'll see ice some fun But its it's a n. good thing now and I Ithen then that these things come rome about When a fellow joins all the things he Scan can he sometimes gets anxious ab about ut joining something else If I tax revision hadn't come about some of the joiners probably would I have had to content themselves with being Republicans or or Democrats or something like that ART DECK S |
