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I I i II You Cant Can't Cat Tell b by Appearances Bums Bum and id Rich Ric Men Men's Sons Song I II I Somehow Fail fal to Look Lock the te Way We Expect NEW YORK TORK ORI Prince and pauper I be become mc strangely mixed in the chaotic cha- cha cha chia- otic otc of ot Manhattan The llio hc fellow who 1 looks like tho the rich young younG man is t moro more 1 like liUo o than not going oln to t turn ru out to bo be tho office bo boy and andI the fellow wiiO wh tle felo I l looks as as' as though h 1 ho JO might have havo I been poured into II his clothes turns s L ia-L out ut to bo e an in ec eccentric cc- cc LI centric million- million ah afro aho o from the theS S west vest or a famous writer Up in Jo Tonys Tony's S In tho the Fifties for Fifties for for- instance there instance there wa ag as for some ome time an arI aristocratic young drink mixer Inquiring tho the other oilier night what had ha become of him I was waa as told told Oli Oh didn't jou know That fellow lellow was wasa a 3 former Russian prince le lies lie's down Ii ire 11 Wall street sheet t now in a a big bI brokerage office Dyo Do know leo that fellows fellow's father wa was one ona ono of or tho the big international CJ figures figurea ures 1 in iii the tho czars czar's diplomatic service I on once co heard a astory astory ator story tor that Ills lather father could ba have e estopped stopped tim tho European war or at least been influential lie He was the czars czar's ambassador dor to France or czars something When ho lie saw that hat the s jig was up and that Russia would go to P pieces under tho the revolution lie he called caled lila his son son to him hini and bade bulo him get ct out of or the country county and md make for start America America stai t all ni over Ina in ina ina a new land The prince did about cv everything from rom washing dishes hes to tu tending g bar be before Core ho learned the ways 1 I of or this country and the lug lun- guage e and could begin to get el on n his feet fc a Then of course there was wa the the- young mn man In ln old braM who used to oung walk up and doyn down doyn in r front n of or the Paramount ou theatre Calling out Plenty Plent of or upstairs pst lr Je seats Or Midnight ah ho w starts in a a. few ew minutes One da day It Jt turned out that thai li he was was waa a fine artist maing making his hiS way along Ho ito put put on an exhibit which surprised the We and wound up UI I bv bY marrying a n banker daughter daugh- daugh ter tr from m w ls L the theL I T A. A 4 V r carriage starter at tho the old Waldorf who it t later developed dc w was a student stud student stu stu- dent d nt for the Ule ministry and tc has his since Ince taken h hIs s pulpit to for l' l all al I know kno There Thero was tho tha taxi driver who turned out ut to bo be tho minister of a swanky East Side ch church trying t to get tet first hand information on th the night life Je of Broadway I There have o ha be been at a dozen other other taxicab ab drivers rs who were young musicians and singers rf earn fam aln In ing th their lr bread and nd board and P payIng pay Ing lor for their their musical educations in inthis this manner manner t i Halt Half Hal a a. dozen deb debutantes tante and d sQ sp- sp dal cial cat figures havo t taken k n Jobs in n the te fashion departments of or shops and sto stores r 0 I When vh n a weary of the tho so society Ia so- so lety round Hope HOJe vI Williams ono one of or i the I Important m mp p o 0 r tant tant stage discoveries I of ot the tho past Pst fe few fent ill JJ I seasons 1 son s. s w watt s ic I found round to be a to- to O. O cf clai J r e 1 with plenty of ot money in lit the I h bink bank Pour Four o or 0 U five U o very er smut I shops in the Mad Mad- I Iro 1011 avenue H belt bl are arc re conducted conduced b by very f wealthy women women women wo wo- wo- wo men who disguise c their Identities s under trick name such as Mile I Fifi Fl or 01 Elizabeths Elizabeth's tl Antique I J am told that a large e percentage of or the lovely nt models el In in tho Fifth n ateliers are re debs who vho cn came out in the tho pas few rew seasons season and grew gew weary of the to social Bocal pace On the tho other hand band it Jt has hs been shown hown scores f of ot those smartly smartly smart smart- m rt- rt ly groomed bl big spenders of or tho the extravagant ex- ex ex cx- night life Ue are not society men or Wall Val brokers brokers but bul racketeers from fron Chicago gamblers who play y the Broadway game m bootleggers bootleggers boot boot- bot- bot le gers and nl en c gangsters And some of thu mangiest mangiest lookIng look- look nc Ing of or the t beggars have been found when to tD havo have fortunes fortunes for tor- tunes in Inthe the bank travel tavel back k kand and forth to their in high high- priced carl cars care which were conveniently convenient ly If parked about bo t tome rome bands band corner b- b SWAN IWAN W A f Co 19 1 Nl Service lm I t 1 1 |