| Show R u l I STR J JI r I I Cicero is i. s attributed the thought Law is il what distinguishes right and wrong derived from n nature na nature ture tur herself and we are quite sure lure that that was was not Chicago's famous suburb talking x BIOGRAPHY OF OFA A AS S GREAT Sf STAR JAR AR M March 4 ci Born Dorn M March r h C G lao 1901 Neighbors s gather around and 88 say lies Hos tile tho prettiest prettiest est et baby I e ever er r siw M Much March 6 Baby Daby agrees by cooing 5 March 6 6 G UJ 1910 1 Finally manages to persuade mother to h hive have Ye blond curls sheared l I March ch G 6 19 1923 1 Knocks ec s' s the tho girls cold In lathe the first hIgh high school male mal beauty contest I t March 6 6 1923 r Stands before tr r li-r r at home and nd remarks t to s self Jt Well Im I'm not looking at that t r March 6 6 1927 Junior in er sity Mar March h C 6 b 1927 I. I v Declared best best- l looking m man ii In college 6 6 I Stands before mirrors mir S nt at honie home and andr r remarks to self Well ell L Im I'm not 50 BO bad looking eo at l that 1 fr S March 15 Gets from frou movie no coin company March 16 1927 Starts f for r lIol Hollywood Hol 1101 lywood wood d declaring cl Im not going on oh the strength of or my winning the contest but u because x 1 think that I Ican I. I can make n a 3 mark In the movies I March C G ti 1923 i Stands Stand before re mirror r and J. J says 18 to self Well Vell Im I'm not Ei BO bad looking at that t. t March 31 Lands another bit in a i In which he pIll i ona one of or the Roman revelers levelers March 31 1 1328 8 Stands before mirror in dressing room in costume and remarks t to self Well Im I'm Imn n not t so o bad looking at that I M 6 1923 Gets ts another Adonis bit March 6 1929 Ditto March 6 1923 1327 March 31 u. u l 19 1929 9 October 17 II 1 1929 29 Studio execs order elimination of pC excess extra tra expense Our Adonis 10 loses lores es bit contract October 17 1929 Stands before mirror n bedroom n and says to self Dont s see e why they dont don't keep me with my g good od looks looks' 6 1 Lest We Forget 1 4 1 Longfellow could take a a. sheet of OC paper worth orth tenth one-tenth of a a. cent write a poem on it and make it w worth That's That's Genius 2 Rockefeller could take s a similar aim sim lIar ilar ab sheet h q ct o ef paper write write- a a. few words ord on it Jt t and make It worth That's hats That's Capital j i 4 Tho United S States ates government can take an ounce and a small fiac frae tion of ot gold stamp the eagle on Iland It Il and make make- it worth 20 20 Thata That's Mon Money Mon J t i. i 4 c VA A skilled workman can take 30 c cents nt worth of C et steel make it Into Watch sp springs and make It worth Th That's Skill 5 A merchant ran ian take an nn article ar are ar- ar tide that cost him 90 cents vents and sell It Jt for tor That's 1 That's B Business 6 6 A A. woman an buy buy-a good spring hat bat for 10 10 but J prefers r Cers one that costs 50 Thata That's That's Foolishness 1 7 A miner r can an dl dig a t ton of ot coal for l less ss th than e we would wish to to- to That's Labor b r 8 8 Si The man that wrote this ar article ar- ar tIde can write a a. check for 1000 but t It wouldn't woul nt be w worth 30 cents That's CHARLESTON W. W VA MES LIES S I OUR DAILY PUZZLE Jt It I has his be that there there I Is g n. n a doctor for every iery citizens of ot tho tIm States but man many of ofus ofus ot us sometimes wish In In an an emergency cy y that the distribution on were cre a. a a bit more Snore equal I I SU SUNRISE SHEET S Well We'll S Al MCi C p ite Ae 4 Abo About t This Tl is Dr 1 P. H n K Thurston of or Boise has bas returned t to the tho city from Chicago rom o after a months month's visit He suffered no ill m effects fr from rit the trip I I BOISE STATESMAN E lAN I ULTIMATUM Stern editorial note note in the University Uni of of Ut Utah l Chronicle An Anyone who has an n a ax ato x tc to grind with the editor would do well to b bury r the tho hatchet et first I L L I What Q Do Y You M Make of I Th This nt S s Wats Watson I We Weep p for tor Tex 11 lies lie's s 's lost his mind Brain zone gone On from froni tho the grind Donatin tickets to a show Pinch me Inc sister what n a blow He's Hes done ne ld lot lost t hi SC Marine Magine away a J. J gift gUt Bet 5 had a big earthquake Graves Gra turned o o er r in a a. shimmy shimmy- hake t s 's 1 i. i Bilt that's that'll all right i sho should c care re wily Why look In the mOuth mO f i any gift gUt mare II k through us t hh fth ticket w want nt mine now flow for fot or Te Tex I l lies He's there and how n I. I SOCRATES Ib 41 Don't Dont oL t. t forget forlet forget gang gg about bout the big bust were we're g going ln to h ha have ve e o er at Mr r. r Play Play- l house What L fc mean Is that thatto S t o t of our number ale are aie going to get to See a. a whale of ot a n. shoW nut next week when they go o to sc see Nancy fair anil d lier playmates In The Triumphant Bachelor 1 Ir and our ur Chief Main Street both guarantee G some real rell fun AllOU All AJI you OU have hav to do to to get in on on t tho to fun tun is J. to send end in lii the best est contribution con conr S for lor tho the week It v doesn't have to be bo funny Write I- I a little whimsical piece break t out I in verse nn anything like that I Tho TIo chief requisite is interest 4 Tho first Playhouse Uck ticket l.- l. win win- f tiers hers will be announced Sunday n morning s' s 0 e i Aviation is no lons longer r an Infant ays tays a William p. p M McCracken forme aviation aviation- chief But f it l still sUI need a and appreciates appreciate attention a and nd sympathetic sympathetic sym sym- pathetic Int Interest Ju Just t like Ilka our girl cir Irl L Jr eM I. 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