Salt Lake Telegram | 1930-01-05 | Page 19 | Main Street

Th The Hoovers HOover both Mr and Mrs Mr hook shook hands hand with wall well wi wih wh h hera era ere on en New Hew VII Yara day A bond bod salesman n and end an insurance wa know ar ira arA well we on their way to th the tb presidency if that's that the onI only requirement for the office Well We'll Soon Rave Have to Join the Ranks Rank of Beau ol-Beau Beau Peste A battle of or noise acry a. a cry of or horns A dozen feet tramp on your corns The motors purr a a. mell smell of ot gas as The Th noisy rumbling rumbling- tram cars cu pass For this Is Main Street The tide of or people eople ebbs bbs and flows floW's As 43 crowds surge In and nd out the aho shows They S' S gather ther here they gather there The They seem to bo be most everywhere For this I Is Main Street Inside a. a restaurant they sit elt And Arid up and down the waiters flit They bring some this and brIng some ome that The crowd dowd moves moves on en on and leaves leave them flat fiat lilt For roe tills this Is Main Street A copper walks Ills his lonely beat bed Ho lifts his hea heavy tired feet And plugs along along- his listless way war never He-never does doe have much to say For this 1 Is Main Street A gaunt young woman C comes along She hums a a. mournful worn out song soar She casts a Ii asly sly and meaning mcanin smile mile At c every man within a a. mUeI mile mUe I For or this thIis Is Main Street StreetA A ragged urchin his sheet Its It's murder and hes he's quick to greet Each passerby with Paper sir Then all Is lost within the whirr For this Is Main aln Street i iA I A gay J aY white way Is Main Street When the lights are ue burning h. high There are ro things thInS's you OU heat hear and things lOu ou 80 see soe And things that P pass 5 you b by There are places place you ou would like e togo toro to togo go ro roAnd And And Andlee see lee what happ happens rus there But you may not for if lr you rou do lo Toure sure to get t th the air You Tou walk along and wonder whit what The p people ople all 11 must do And then you OU think perhaps thc they ml might ht glit Do just the same as you O J. And so o along your our wa way you trudge e And finally hie his for tor bed bcd The lights It go KO out you OU fall asleep And all your o t say is said a S Sad Sad Story Classified d Ad MOTHER F Feel el same way you do about pr presents No packages opened without J you ou Ph PIt me Am anxious DOROTHY Well W Were We're cre Glad to Know That Thal News New item A call for immediate aid ad went to th the th fire department Tuesday from 1374 Milwaukee street but street but it wasn't a a blaze blue Mra Mr Esther Sinclair had locked locked herself out of or her second floor apartment Firemen helped her up Jp p a ladder and through the th window She soon eoon found her hep key where ah she had left it in the apart m ment mente ent a a aMay May Be So The mayor o of or a Wisconsin 1 town to announcing that checkers is a dangerous dangerous dan dan- form torm of 0 gambling t prohibits it In all public places Next thing no doubt that town to will have ha a firemen's strike I Dine Tonight With With With- Much uch more intelligent than all the rest is 18 Cynthia the Cynthia Ill tho tho belle for this eve Cynthia C Is nothing to look 1001 upon upon she she she Is nothing ono one would woul 1 rave e about for her charm her beauty beauty beau beau- t ty or her grace But C Cynthia Is In In- Cynthia just tips Ups the scales at 20 but but then Cynthia Is Intelligent intellIgent- she does not bother about reductions reductions of ot an any kind kind her her Ion long suite Is lg intelligence ence I can cIn hear Cynthia now as I walk valk Into her front room where hero l che he has already spread 1 ft II linen an and 1 covers for tor two Why were vero you OU BO so late te lateT she will wUl inquire I 1 havo o been waitIng malting wait malt altIn alt In ing hours for tor you jou OU and the dinners dinner's almost cold And what a a. cook Is Cynthia Cynthia- but then Cynthia Is Intelligent and she ehe should 1 b bo be a a. good cook there can cnn be no question about that er E Every morsel o of ot food she has J placed lac before mo me Is just as it should bethe betho bo botho be be- tho the delectable roast fairly melts in m my mou mouth h and every ever ver Other ther bit ll ot of th the meal from tho the beginning to the dessert Is the same same- sanie cooked per per- Ah but now the dinner will soonbo soon soonbo bo be over oyer and I must repay Cynthia for her labors In the kitchen I I shall suggest that we e dance and sup to together tooth to- to gether oth r later in the evening c and Cynthia agrees with m my suggestion W We V leave lea and at nt a night club J I with the m sacs r s orie of or that delicious dinner cUnner still t In my nostrils I start to waltz Cynthia around the dance danee floor and C Cynthia slips sUps rind and tromps on my mr too toe and and I awaken aw-aken I J I only to find I 1 had nothing more northan nor nori i less than the customary platter patter of state stalo on a n. h h stool tool downtown n tonight ht Oh It If C Cynthia coul could 1 only have been tho the right size so o that I might ha have havo dreamed 1 of or that dinner for tor just a while longer long S S SYLVIA WINS the two tickets this thi week to the j Playhouse for her hep several rhymed contributions