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D 1 People seldom buy from age agent until after otter they have said 1 no no foteen fo to i teen times Umes J I There is one nice thing about be ing honest You dont don't need to c co i suIt a lawyer to find out ut how i Your lot could be worse In I Itie Bat BattIe BattIe tie Creek Mich a teacher s staught taught geometry for fifty years nars J WATCHFULNESS I Lady taking a n bath nearly IU as asphyxiated by leaking gas heat hea but says a newspaper acco 1 she was saved sa by the watchful of or the elevator levator man No matter how VI violently a vai vau vauville vaud ville married team may they always make up twice a aPaul da Paul sa says the current concep of ot nudity i is b a flapper without i rings 1 When a a. man is wearing a a. rei rente dress dresa suit sut It makes quite a lo lot o difference nce wh where the rent ent is The fellow who flirts with waitress accordIng to Gordon i inot not be untrue to his wife He lie i m merely be playing for tor larger ste J Hardware store In Grand Ra Rap Mich advertises Cast Iron Sis Sink We have always suspected as m mum WORRYING ABOUT IT The hardest work you ou ever everIs doIs do doIs Is worrying about it What makes an hour resemble t Is worrying about it IThe J I The Tho time Ume goes mighty slowly v l h You sit and sigh and sigh aa And think of ot tho the work ahead n arthen then Keep worrying about it it Just buckle up and buckle In- In I Quit worrying about It By work not worry you will v m l I Quit worrying about it IL j f A A. task is easy once begun It has its labor and its fun tun 1 So grab and do it son I Quit worrying about It A normal woman is on one w wb I biscuits turn out to be a flat fiat fa faure ure when company stays for lor d dinner nt nero ner 1 f 1 EVER HAPPEN TO When a fellow w o hasn't beeD anywhere all winter finally gets invitations to a bridge party a and a dance both In the same saBle week h. h finds on looking closer that ltd both come on the same e night night- J JIt It isn't so very difficult to to give an enemy unless you ou bardone har done him some shabby trick Yare are ashamed of HERE AND THERE MOTH He laughs best who laughs lUt That's why Oh very well I Ithe I Is at atthe the end of or the book 1 Fools rush In and measles 01 ly IF spreads Where Ignorance is ia a little knowledge lets the tha pus e cape A fool tool and his health U an 6 parted AND AND NOW NOW- W- W I Her skirt was short and i 8 frayed Her hair hall was bobbed and mi muc wa waved ved Her Her brains were few tew and strayed This girl of ot yesterday y Her gown is long and s swings Her hair is high and tightly a aHer Her lier er thoughts are deep and bra w lid things 1 This woman of ot today if Bill BIU says sas s some men n cant can't make a success as a failure fe e BATTLE An women fc band 1 of ot An organization let lettera i capped by a name of or iy sixty fIve CONstitutional con a S for tera starts cam campaigning 11 amendment by whIch be declared except P. P 1 people through refer referendum A kU 0 e but easier sa movement than done Politicians ns realize tr there'd never sever be another i war var r i It f it We we IJ people could vote on r wn when seU government except need it most 1 A barber is in fn Jail In lj f fN N. N Y charged with u m la Police claim clams that he bit his an SO art lady in the hand during ment over the rent said be e beIng ld In ins Ing in blood poisoning and w the 1 la Sadys This hrs de death dem win will m strike the a y reader as an intense Inter Ii t story not so 80 much because t olves crime but because so 50 e cbs be of or us at times have had n tf It 1 |