Show c Final Fial Score V Vernon 35 Bees i j i o o Schneider Kocs Knocks Out Five Hornet Homer Husky Right Fielder of pf Tigers Sets World Record for Batting Hits Five Homers 1 One Double 22 Total Bases Scores 6 Runs Drives in 14 j By Steve PERHAPS youve you've never met the the official scorer of the j P PERHAPS 1 Lake games gaines in the Pacific Coast league j If I you OU haven't permit mo me Jo o introduce him He is a she sac I fat gent with wih one of those round red faces that for of j world reminds one of the big red blood sun as it sinks summer som somewhere around Antelope island t I This scorer fellow Is IB a Dutchman one of the happy go lucky genial sort of fellows who takes happiness I prosperity sorrow and adversity In Ini intile i the tile same complacent manner He I I seldom laughs but he ho In is II eternally chuckling A butchman you know I I Isn't lu supposed d to have the n same name k keen c sense lenso of humor aa M an Irishman I while his laughter is tempered m wise is lx I his anger He lIe le seldom seldom- aroused and rarely ever cusses j Were We're telling you about this thU eco because he Is the most Import figure in yesterdays yesterday catastrophe Bonneville nonne park when the Vern Var ern Tigers mopped up on the Salt Sl L U L Bees to the delightful tune of 35 11 1 in one of 01 the worst exhibits ever staged on any field in In the i r Coast Cost league leage This same scorer has haa ha seen attn sen raf ag where eleven runs have been eor in one inning He Ho has seen leo the when h n twenty grue runs h have been malies malie's mat ma matHe's matHes Hes He's seen them when the batting c 0 der has been run through though near nut twice lies He's les le's seen almost every ever a ic Ie of condition and every ever sort of pie pla And hes he's merely chuckled his easy complacent Dutch awaY AND THEN HUMOR GAVE j J WAY TO ANGER f Yesterday however the scorer vr a I different sort Bort of ot a a guy He sa se sea s a a flock of runs made in the tn then another flock fok in the te then eight in the third and ti more and more right up until tH t U I seventh Then that was too mu even for the Dutch The scorer Jq ju i stood right up on his chair aj so cussed And he did it in a I an and Invigorating I fashion h I That h folks is the h kind l d of ot a 8 garit pin gar pinit r it was wa It I even oven got the compla e scorers scorer's goat And when It do that believe beleve us it Is s bad j J The scorer earns for fur hl his hil work H 6 j tween one and two hundred donfor don dolls for each game Jame that Is Is if you jou g e eus gus us right between 1 and 1200 00 I somewhat closer to the U 01 S mil mal With the kind of ot stuff that tha wa was wa t V yesterday if he Iso got the 2 1 it'd It'd been well wel worth It 1 Some of our dear readers mfg remark that this h 1 Is a mighty t poway po way ai to write a baseball s s story story- J H Hp ever were we're in a a belligerent mot moc right now and wed we'd come back bac wit wi the snappy retort Well Wel it was was' ml mighty poor TV way ay to play W We Ve should somewhere in this ti til 11 tell something about the game You Toa ame like to know all al about abut the the Well Wel we w really realy couldn't tell tl you ou LI most of or the fans tans who attended U ii thing we got disgusted and anti let However from those who did IU tlc it I out we gather the following info mat mation Ion I 1 1 AND HERE ARE SOME J J OF THE THINGS DONE t That Pete Schneider e husky Jel Or fielder of the e Tigers 1 broke all e exist existing existing ing records c for batting J I That hat Pete t smashed a five home borne r run one double two twenty two t total base bau scored six runs drove in founts founts' fouer tallies tales In Ix eight times at tat bat bat S 'S J That the score which was S ii 33 hlIs toll hl tollIs tollis is the largest ever piled pled up in a agle sir In Ingle gb gle championship baseball game That J. J Carlisle Smith broke broks 91 1 records for tor getting b belted in the slats He lie was hit hi by pitched balls bals tb the fin three times Umes at the plate i That after Coumbe and Kinney KInne hj ha b bb showed no inclination at to stop step th ii b bombardment b d nl Ci Lea Les Sheehan n sl tried rd hi hand and the Tigers Tiger greeted him 1 wL eleven runs in one inning 1 i And that while it i i Is hard to be It q ous about the ridiculous affair I It let me tell teU you ou folks tolk lW Schneider achieved enough fame y ye to get his picture in th the te J Juet f slav papers He lie broke the batni records that have hare stood the tu test o y fears ars even eyen decades Ha lie le set one li 4 will probably never be equaled equaled vl at park M The previous pre louS record for mJ Dr home runs in one game was wa held heidl Bobby lobby Lowe Jowe of ot the gme Boston rau j 1894 1891 and Delehanty of the 1896 They each eich made four Tt Tl 1 most runs batt batted d in previous to Pet 1 record Was as eleven made by WRIT Robinson in 1892 while a the Baltimore a o club U But even with lt Schneider Schneer doIng tM tha slugging there were a lot of otherS tre who vho tried to keep pace but fal after the fifth For In Instance r aJ Murphy Dallas Locker Hugh e Pin Ping Bodle Bodie Paul Strand Strund and P. P WJ o L Leslie busted out home runs w To tell the story r rort ort of how sal all th tine J men crossed the pan would fould be D t the good readers reader's dis imposition on go dIll or position It was a game that the tM e iw I I game said about the better Anyway non made four In the first frt ij thren flY the second eight In the third thid scoreless In in the fourth went in the sill fifth took four more th eleven in the seventh and then thea pt m. m elevEn of ii t rest relt out and rested the afternoon And all al the time to tbs tite tl wa BW Be runs rune were mating making enough ordinary a a ball f game gh anywhere h e dt at a Bonneville Bonnevie They clouted b Dell the comedian for two In Del in inand the theand 8 t third and the fourth one OThI te and six in the eighth That's all 11 We Wa think |