Show The Coffee He Smuggled In Some years ago a deputy collector of Uncle Sams held mi office down on the northern border of Maine Late one fall after a busy season keeping ttbs on the smugglers ho deputy received re-ceived a call from ono of the boys mound town who informed him on the quiet that a certain man living sumo ten miles hack In the country smuggled In ICO pounds of coffee tho night before Tired as ho was the depot hitched up hla loam and arrived at Ill farmers farm-ers place just before dark Tho deputy dep-uty told him what he had honnl and the farmer admitted that he atlll had posse slon of the goods Invltlnc him into tho house tho farmer IntrofMCPil the deputy to his wife whom ho had married Canada tho diy before Her unlilcn natno was Toffee and she weighed ICO roundu |