Show 1wlrn r fUhrCL DY + I f Feminine Scandal loves tho scent of tea Tlio reason that a woman wont Is Just because What Is one womans palaco Is an others bird cage Even an upright piano can bo made to belle Its name There are sea shells and she sells at all tho ocean summer resorts So little u thing as n dimple has caused many n man to have Insomnia Every girl cannot be beautiful but site may at least keep her cars clean A mere matter of form has brought many a girl u theatrical engagement A nautty silk bathing suit has cost many n young man a diamond ring Tho girl with tho freckles and tho retrousHO nose Is glad that love Is blind Alan alone must face the powder but woman may heed tho call To arms Talk Is cheap unless sho proves In court what you said on tho bridge at midnight Many a young woman sent to school to cultivate her voice has proven a howling success A girl Is called a miss because sho cannot throw straight of course Kverybody knows that The ordinary woman does not have to trace backward to tho missing link to make a monkey of a man Woman Is often called a clinging vine but surely Milton did not refer to her when ho used the expression The gadding vine o Tho eternal feminine doth draw us Ion says Goethe Isnt this a mistake mis-take Didnt tho great writer mean Tho eternal feminine doth draw on I us Most every woman wants to bo an angel but the nearest olio can get to It In this world Is to wear her dress low enough to give the wings a chance to sprout v = I I ICIII I I I z wrlGlpRiIIIIIVIVJ 1 IN Bathtubs are now being mado of glass The old tubs were not slippery enough I suppose |