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Show RUN DOWN FROM COPPER SAFE FROM GRIP KING OF LIGHTNING. Marvelous Delicacy of Hearing eested by Milner Jamea. Belief Firmly Held In Many Parts of the Country. Or. Williams Pink Pills Have Cured This Form of Debility In Hundrede of Cases. WITH "This matter of superstitions is a queer thing, said the man as he carefully avoided walking under a ladder, "for even those of us who are skeptics What a difficult job the dramatist have at least one superstitious failing, Feminine. to be sure! It Is always neceshas, and mine is walking under ladders. Scandal loves the scent of tea. to make the hero fall "In the country this summer I met sary for him the girl early In the first The reason that a woman wont Is a new one, which was firmly believed in love with of course, return must, she and act, ' in by several farmers, and that was just because. without love letting him know it, that a thunder storm never passed his time same the being careful to at What is one womans palace is an- over a copper mine or copper vein. matter make the plain to the audiothers bird cage. Tbe old fellow who told me about it become evident to has ence. it After pointed out again and again that althe but girl that the man Even an upright piano can be made though black clouds might roll up and everybody Is ready to sacrifice even his life for to belie Its name. lightning flash, the storm always went her sake and when everybody but the around a certain spot in his farm. the heroine Is dying There are sea shells and she sells Such actions on the part of a thun- hero knows that somewhat after him for proceed they at all the ocean summer resorts. der storm could mean but one thing, he said that there was a copper vein this style: ACT I. So little. a thing as a dimple has there. So sure was he of it, that he He Ah. Miss DcLancey, there is in caused many a man to have insomnia. was putting by a little each year to that but, no! I have the spot Investigated to aee if my heart something 1 cannot! not. must Every girl cannot be beautiful, but there was copper enough in it to She Oh Arth I mean Mr. Spriggs, she may at least keep her ears clean. work. if 1 could only confide In you but, Industrious French Workmen. hark! There Is my aunt. A mere matter of form has brought In all workmen the He And must we part forever? Nearly employed many a girl a theatrical engagement. the naval arsenal qt Toulon, France, She Forever unless but I must add to their salaries by exercising annot say the words that are struggling A na(u)tty silk bathing suit has other trade during their leisure hours, for utterance upon my lips. cost many a young man a diamond are hotel carpet beaters, others disHe If I only dared; if I only had ring. tribute prospectuses and handbills, or the right to to act aa parcel carriers for local She Yes, yes; go on. The girl with the freckles and the One man complained recently He No; It cannot it cannot be! retrousse nose Is glad that love Is In all seriousness that he was so overShe Ah, well, then, let us say good-bblind. worked at tbe arsenal that he had no forever. time to exercise his profession of masHe No, no, no! Not forever! Don't Man alone must face the powder, seur. A number of arsenal hands ac- say that. but woman may heed the call "To on their supplementary carry tually should you care She But arms! trades In the yards. There are amateur whether it is why for ever or not? shoemakers, watchmakers and bar He You are going to marry DunTalk Is chea unless she proves In bers, who carry on a thriving and lu can Dingleblatt. Ah, well, so be it. I court what you said on the bridge at cratlve business among their will go out into the world alone and midnight. and but why Bhould I bore you by WHAT WE OWE TO INSECTS. here and telling you of my standing Had New a York 8ized Up. Many young woman, sent to school to cultivate her voice, has proven a It was a severe criticism mads on Intentions? 1 will go now. She No, no, please don't that Is, New York city by a visitor from NeThay Ara of tha Greatest Benefit to howling success. Growing Flowers. braska who said: Tours Is a short f yon must be going, good-by- . (He Impulsively catches up one of A girl Is called a miss because she change' town. In three days I have Prof. Darwin said that If it had not cannot throw of course. bad seven different persons try to her hands, kisses it and exists.) straight, been for Insects we should never have Everybody knows that. ACT II. cheat me by returning too little had any more Imposing or attractive He Miss DeLacey! Why, what change. flowers than thoie of the elm, the hop brings you here? The ordinary woman does not have INTERESTING CONTEST. and the nettle. Lord Avebury comShe Papa and I are making a trip to trace backward to the missing link pares the work of the Insect to that of to make a monkey of a man. around the world. How good It seems the florist. He considers that just as Heavy Coat of Unpaid Poatage. to meet you. the florist has by selection produced He Thank you for saying that Ah, Woman Is often called a clinging One of the most curious contests If I only dared to tell you that which the elegant blossoms of the garden, so vine, but, surely, Milton did not refer ever before the public was conducted the Insects, by selecting the largest to her when he used the but no, no, no! It cannot be. expression: and brightest blossoyis for fertilizaby many thousand persons under tbe She You cannot know how happy The gadding vine! offer of the Poatum Cereal Co., Ltd., It has made me to meet dear me? tion, have produced the gay flowers of a of Battle Creek, Mich., for prizes of What am I saying? I met Miss the field. Prof. Plateau, of Ghent, has The eternal feminine doth draw us 31 boxes of gold and 300 greenbacks carried out a series of remarkable ex- on. says Goethe. Isnt in Paris. this a misperiments on the ways of insects visit- take? Didn't the great writer mean: to those making the most words out He Dont dont mention that ing flowers. He considers that they woman's name to me. The eternal feminine doth draw on of the letters The contest wag started In Februare guided by scent rather than by us"? She But you love her and ary, 1906, and it was arranged to have color, and In the connection he Is at He No, a thousand times no! If with variance certain British naturalMost every woman wants to be an the prizes awarded on Apr. 30, 1906. were the last woman In the world she ists. Whatever may be the attraction When the public announcement apher-r-r- ! but the nearest she can get to I would scor-r-r-r-n In flowers to insects as yet. It ap- angel, It In this world Is to wear her dress peared many persona began to form I could She if Oh, only believe the words from these letters, somepears undefined it Is certain that the low enough to give the wings a times the whole that what you say Is but no, no, no! latter visit freely all blossoms alike, chance family being occupied I must to sprout. put all that out of my heart formaking no distinction between the evenings, a combination of amuse- ever. Good-by. ones and tbe less ment and education. large, bright-colore1 cannot let you go. He I Stay! blossoms like a of After while those the conspicuous the lists began to come In to the Postum Office and be- will speak! And yet ah, I have not currants, the lime, the planetree, the nettle and the willow. fore long the volume grew until it re- the right to say these things to you. quired wagons to carry the mail Duncan Dlngleblatt'a ring Is gleaming A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE. Many of the contestants were thought- upon your finger, and I will speak! I less enough to send their lists with must tell you what is In my curses! How a Veteran Was Saved the AmInsufficient postage and for a period There comes your aunt! But I will not be deuled the right to tell you of putation of a Limb. it coat the Company from twenty-fivto fifty-eigh- t and sixty dollars a day my my (he makes a leap, lands at B. Frank Doremus, veteran, of her feet and klssea the hem of her to pay the unpaid postage. Roosevelt Ave., Indianapolis, Ind Young ladles, generally those who skirt) to tell you if my but no! It Is says: "I had been bad graduated from the high school, my fate to be compelled to remain showing symptoms of were employed to examine these lists silent. She (sobbing) Good good-bforkidney trouble from and count the correct words. Wethe time 1 was musbsters Dictionary was the standard ever. And when you and Henrietta tered out of the and each list was very carefully cor- Frlbberson are man and wife I I my rmjr but ,n rected except those which fell below hope you may be very (Curlife I never suffered 8000 for It Boon became clear that tain.) xj9 as la 1897. Head-- I ACT HI. nothing below that could win. Some A0168 doziness and He has changed his clothes and of the lists required the work of a r-young lady for a solid week on each now wears the garb of a toiler. She flrst. I Vi sleeplessness, and then dropsy. I individual list. The work waa done la sitting on the southeast handle of was weak and helpvery carefully and accurately but the a wheelbarrow, musing. Suddenly he less, having run down from 180 to 125 Company had no idea, at the time the Btopa, evidently greatly surprised at pounds. I was having terrible pain In offer waa made, that the people would her presence. the kidneys, and the secretions passed He You and they were respond so Bathtubs are now being made of compelled to generally almost Involuntarily. She Oh! How you frightened me My left leg All every available space welled until It was 31 Inches around, glass. The old tuba were not slippery In the offices with these young I am so glad to Bee you. Ah, If 1 could lady and the doctor tapped It night and enough, 1 suppose. tell you how glad I ani but I and only examiners, notwithstanding they worked steadily. It was Impossible must not say such things to you. morning until I could no longer stand Zn tbe City Street. it, and then be advised amputation. I Theres as iuch difference In men to complete the examination until When did you return to America? refused, and began using Doan's Kid as In pure 29, over six months after the He Immediately after we met In syrup. Tbe contrast Sept should ney Pills. The swelling subsided Is even maple In I have been out west have been awarded. prizes Naples. trying the do greater way they This delay caused a great many Ingradually, the urine became natural, things. Ixxiklng out of to to trying winmy eyrie and all my pains and aches disap. dow I see She Trying to what? the teamRters unloading quiries and naturally created some pea red. I have been well now for nine roal for the dissatisfaction. It has been thought He Trying to forget. across skyscrapers best to make this report In practically years since using Doan's Kidney Pills. the street. great She But why should you want to The roadbed Is slippery For sale by all dealers. 50 cents n and the horses are Indifferently shod. all of the newspapera In the United forget? box. Foster-MIlburCo., Buffalo, N.Y. States and many of the magazines in One teamster swings up the street He N Can you ask me order to make clear to the people the with his In three hand that? steaming Latest Fsd In "Society. of conditions the contest She I supiMise it was very hard for The latest fad In rertaln eastern to pufllug at their work, hut he handles Many lists contained enormous his horses well. but Quietly firmly ctety circles Is to be glum and cross. he of words which, under the you to give up Miss Frlbberson. numbers makes the scales, weighs out, He Why do you Insist on mentionOne phase of tbla more than usually had to be eliminated "Pegger hacks and unloads. A second rules, starts, absurd affectation takes the form of ing that woman to me? 1 never cared would count Toggers would not comes along swearing and Ignoring letters of Introduction and driver Seme lists contained over 50,000 for her. tbla lark of consideration has roused shouting. He approaches the scales words, the great Sho Oh, If I could only believe of which In a flood of sulphurous verbiage. were cut out Themajority lists were but there! It is all over. Ah. well! family feuds In several eases. One largest Ills horses are quaking and straining, checked over two wealthy voting Italian, who Is a memand In some cases 1 shall die an old maid. ber of one of the best Homan families, steaming and trembling. to Insure accuracy. three times He Don't don't sny these words. Get up, you went to ' Newport this summer with 1100.00 gold prize was won by Olivia pardon me Miss He Tho ! Get up! many letters from prominent persons. I D. Reese. 1227-- 5th St, Denver, I I there Is something that lomcey, 1 have But ho has found It Impossible to preColo., with 9941 correct words. The wished to to say to you something sent them. "It Is foolish to expect highest 810.00 gold prize went to 8. that but, ah no! Im a fool to stand Back. and slash K. Fraser, Lincoln, Pa., anything from social leaders these with 9921 cor- here talking this way. Purdon mo If days and the stranser who asks to be gis-- the ship! rect words. If I have oh. good-hy- . Miss Ie Sometimes you feel like raising received by li tter has a hard time of A complete list of the 331 winners But remember that If you It," aatd a young man whose letter to your window and turning the volley of with their home addresses will be ever need a friend I will be rendy to blanks at the coiner but you dont. sent to aoclety matron was Ignored. any contestant enquiring on a do anything you may ask of me. The office hoy spills the Ink and card. She You are so good. I am afraid ou remember your own troubles. postal To Give Work ta Russian Company. He sure and give name and I dont deserve your kindness. qddress Oh. If The one If Aa nothing cu.uo of tin uttempt last thought that lingers Is: clearly. If but no! It cannot be. Did a you team Is so 1 lalarlava Is driving Britraise to the simple, why buy year This contest has cost the Co. many know that Duncan Dingleblatt and ish Iror.elud w.ih her truisiire during Is that half the Chicago teamsters thousand dollars, and has probably Mias Frlbberson were married? the Cilmeun war, the Kurslun ad- are too short of gray matter fo prop- not been a profitable advertisement uernss the etage (He leaps half-waso do a official now 3rbnNtoio at erly simple thing? miralty nevertheless perhaps some who had and catches her In Ills arms.) propose to Intrust the task of bringing never before tried GrnKNuts food Grammatical. He Married? Then he Is mu t up the triasuro to a Russian salvage To the Editor Which Is the more have been Interested In the contest, you for his wife, after all? syndicate. of from and trial the food havq been correct: in) ' I have a nlre watch." or She Me? Why, .1 thought you shown Its wonderful rebuilding pow-i"I lmie got a nice watch? knew there never was any truth In J. When a woman has occasion to (b W. shsrpen n knlfo she gives It a few It teaches In s practicable manner that silly gossip. The first sentence U correct, but a bard swipes on the flrst hard subHe Olivia! Darling! I love you! more popular form is: "My unde has that aclentlflcnlly gathered food elestance she secs. She And 1 love you, Arthur, with he selected from the field can ments nice wntth' my gialns, which nature will use for re- all my soul. n Mr.. w'. swiil liliit .jriip, He Ah, nty sweetheart. At last frtF (tip MUM, tPiliWSHI fat building the nerve centres and brain H fl la last! at Is In a that unmistakable way to UvvYlf J&0UU14 Grape-Nutsusers of (Curtain.) Cast si! your rare rn God; that o "Theres s reason. Chicago Record Herald. holds Tennyson. Peatum Crsl Co., Ltd.. Saul Crttk, Mias. "Four years ago, with Mrs. F. Mor. rison, of No. 1922 Carson street, South Side, Pittsburg, Pa., I took a cold which tu i nod in to the gri p. Tills trouble loft sun all run down. I was thin, had backache much of the time, had no ap. polite, my stomach was out of order and I felt inn vous and unstrung, While J JukI the grip I had a doctor, but I really sitfl'oiiil more from the condition in which the influenza left me than I did from the disease itself. I felt generally 'wretHn d and miserable and tho leatd ex)Mne to cold would mule me worits. I couldn't seem to get any better until Ilieguu to take Dr. Williams Pink Pills, 1 very quickly noticed a benefit fcfter I Is gun taking them and they restored me to good health and strength. Dr. Williams Pink Pills are a wonderfully good medicine. Thunks to them I am now in fine health and have had no return of my former trouble I recommend the pills to everyone who is ailing and take every opimrtunity to let people know liow good they are. Dr. Williams pink Pills cured Mrs. Morrison because they actually make good, red blood. When the bliss! is red and healthy there can he no debility. The relation between the blood and nervous system is such tlint the have a Very decided action upon pills the starves ami they have cored mail v severe sierveus disorders, such as partial paralysis, hsHimotor ataxia nod St. Vitus dance, thut have not yielded to ordinary treatment. Their double action, on tbe blood and on the nerves, makes them an ideal tonic. AU druggists sell Dr. Williams Pink Pills, they will lie sent by muil postpaid, oil receipt of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes for f2.50, bv the Dr. Wil-haMedioiue Co., Schenectady, N.Y. UNCLE BY shop-keepr- y n imutm Po heal "Milner Jamea was the moat artistic said r In the business, He Is dead Lecocq the detective. now. He opened In bla time over 700 safes without tools or gunpowder solely by working out the combination with his delicate and patient fingers It took me a year, he once said to learn the trick of picking combine tlons. I studied all the locks there were and I fiad three safes of different makes to practice on. The ear Is the most Important factor In my method held tight against the and It must-b- e safe door on a line with the tumblers. When the knob of the lock is turned slowly and one of the tumblers reaches the notch corresponding to the first number of the combination the tumbler will fall with a little click. Care must be taken not to displace this tumbler. You keep on trying the knob back and forth gently till each of the tumblers drops. Then the door opens. Hardly one man in a thousand has an ear delicate enough for this work and to be a success at It you've got to give up tobacco and alcohol. safe-breake- POSTPONED. DAY OF TRIUMPH Dudeklna Has Yet to Get Even with Witty Charmer. 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