Show Just for Instance Alas Our crop of chestnuts Is becoming be-coming depleted cries an eastern writer It is evident this pessimist does not attend vaudeville A man can get ready to make a trip around the world stay two years and lead an exploring expedition without kicking up as much confusion confu-sion as a woman does when she packs to go down to tho next town to spend a week with an old school friend The reason there are so many nice little people is because when tho Lord saw what sweet material He was using He finished the Job with what Ho had mixed rather than take chances on being able to prepare another an-other batch as good Tho reason big folks are so nice is because the Lord saw what a triumph he was makIng mak-Ing and kept on adding a little more to a good thing Now I hope you art all satisfied Some men manage tender sympathetic sympa-thetic woman with about as much tact as a hen would use If she got up on a high perch to lay an egg To be consistent a firemans wife should never wear dropstitch hose It Is better to marry a woman with false hair than ono with a false Heart I wonder who picks up all the dropped drop-ped stitches Nowadays what chance docs a man who can write poetry stand with a man who can write chocks It used to be that a sighing swain gifted from drinking at the Pierian I spring could Inscribe a ditty to his lady love and wtn her with thu beauty of his heart throbsbut now the boor with money sends her a necklace of pearls BO beautiful that oven tho most mat teroffact girl sees In It a poem of indescribable lovo and merit This In a perverse old pumpkin on which wo live and have our being P SThls isnt a personal matter with mo Ive been married so long I stand any where without hitching |