Show A Seductive Noise F Augustus Helnze In the course of a dinner on board his yacht Revolution Revo-lution said of a certain mooted millIng mill-Ing reform v Oh yes It would be a good thing If It could be done but there Is no posslblo way to do It Ask these reformers re-formers how they aro going to put their Ideas in operation and they give you answers that aro about as practical prac-tical as tho little boys method of coaching the mule There was once you know a mule In n largo field that refused to be caught by Its owner Round and round the field tho mule galloped Tho owner tore along behind red and angry swinging n halter In his hand and swearing passionately The mule would lot him draw very near almost near enough to throw tho halter over Its head then It would kick up Its legs merrily and run like the wind l t A boy his face wreathed In sYnlles watched the unequal chase for an hour or so Then he entered the field and said Ill tell you how to catch that mule mister if youll give me a nickel All right panted tho man Hero your nickel Now tell me Get behind the thick hedge over there said the boy and make a noise like a carrot Boston Globe |