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Show 4 FATE3 AGAINST HIS WEDDING. Ssxtone First Choice Eloped and He Hated to Waste the License. v The four Spence sisters, daughters of Rev, Allen Spence, an elder of the 11 of i 4 th. There is only One Genuine- Syrup of Figs, Ton. cGacj 'M K, The Genuine is Manufactured by the Th full name of the company, California FI Syrun Cola printed on the front of every package of the genulnI r. The Genuine- - Syrup of Figs- - Is for Sale, In Original Packages Only, by Reliable Druggists Everywhere W, ple. get a, rst t . i a.- i - Knowing the above will enable one to avoid the fraudulent imitations made by piratical concerns and sometimes offered by unreliable dealers. The imitations are known'1 to act injuriously and iould b,( better t and .r V . . Ur, 1 i A .Sj California Fig Syrup Co. "glin ; I cofl therefore be declined. caseoi ie bean mer sweethearts three sisters, but rejected by each. His pleadings of the wasted li- Buy the genuine' always if you wish to get its beneficial effects. It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches when bilious or constipated, prevents fevers and acts best on the kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative remedy is needed by men, women or children. Many millions know of its beneficial effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge. It is the laxative remedy of the Always buy the Genuin- e- Syrup of Figs likin' that! llhan k PiL, Holiness religious sect of Moores Terry, Ky,, evidently think there is better fish In the matrimonial sea than Lewis Sexton, a voting farm hand, and have each Jilted him in turn. Sexton, a few days ago, secured a marriage license to take Miss Clar inda Spence as a wife. Sexton had with him the written consent of the girl, and secured the 'license without rouble. He did not go after Ills promised bride at once, but concluded to wait until the next day, as he thought his license would keep without Ice. Next morning Sexton put on his Sunday best" and went to the Spence residence, where he was Informed that Clarinda, believing that as Sexton had not appeared the night before he hadconcluded to desert her, and that Edgar Highly, a former suitor, having appeared on the scene, she had eloped to Ohio with him and been married. Sexton was Inconsolable for an hour or so, but at last said that he supposed as the license contained the name of Spence It would make no difference to him which one of the Spence girls he married, and he alternately proposed to each of his forjwas cense availed nothlug, and he was forced to return home without a wife. New York World. abor of thi: astt: manufactured By tecoro LoviiaYiGe, m MUCH FIFTY CENTS PER SOTTU They dye In cold water better than any other dye. mOMROR DRUQ CO9 UnonvHJ09 Doans Street, Chicago, 111., says: Kidney Pills are all that saved me from death of Bright's Disease, that I had I know. eye trouble, backache, catches when lying abed or when bending over, was languid jand often dizzy bad sick grand headaches and Chau-tauqua- hard-fough- -- bearing down The kidney secretions were to copious and frequent, and very bad In appearance. It was in 1903 that Doans Kidney Pills helped me so quickly and cured me of those troubles and Ive been well ever since." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents & box. Foster-MilburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. pains. British-uniforme- n Relief for Earache. Earache Is one of the most distressing ailments of childhood. Heat, perhaps, gives as much relief as any application. The ear may be gently filled with water as hot as can be borne, poured In with a teaspoon. The child should lie with the affected ear uppermost and after a short time turn on that side and let the water run out. Sometimes a small mustard plaster behind the ear stops the pain. It should be left on only a few minutes. BALLARDS to s liii; e, not True Friends. 4 QXMTK oo- l- Is E Persistency. Persistency is a Jewel, on the stallment plan. IBB' t M. la Ignored Customers Sir Robert resigned all hiB Having Invested me," he 'marked, with a kind of mock dig-dt- y and styled me prime minister, ;hey Impute to me an unpardonable nbuse of that chimerical authority lylilch they created and conferred." a personage as the prime minster or the premier Is not even mentioned in the official table of precedence and Is unknown to the writ leo constitution of Great Britain. We are trying to please ell the time. Thinking of Your tastes whan we make our We Are of Jewelry end Silverware. Established j 1362 the glitter of cold steel and the of musketry. Of all the val-timen and women In the world, him or her be chief who daree to 'ell the truth! Dr. Madison C. mid 't nf IN ft'Vn pki U 5..1 -h- -r. who are brought up t F the bedroom wndo never catch cold with the cooped up chlc proverb which says "hi do., no enter th; like many . other doctor must and. "d U 'om sayings of the bottom. the at truth of i;r in rttiHANTCEH TO CUR CRIP. BID C01MIE L'S lUNKFH AHD DIPHTHERIA BEMEUI CTolYu!: isoa Dm -- NEVER PAILS- - Co., Ginsral Agints. OR M esueeiere t It iTIIHeiM tHNlRAk Salt Irti Clty AM. Take The Right Road To- - Chlcago, St. Paul, Minneapolis From Onuha or Kansas City Chicago Great Western pAtUVAY. Unequalled Equip ment on All Trains For Full Information Writ F. A. STARKWEATHER Cantrol Agint B$ W. 2n4 So. Sln Salt Lot City, Utah J Mothers, Dont Forget umn Ct. 23 of pot of paste over the door, where iij fell down and pasted ye editor on hid affecting his entrance into the sanc tarn sanctorum. Without going Into the details of the injuries sustained It to say tbs by ye scribe, suffice editor on heavy paste pot swatted ye his caranlal topploce and Jarred the so that he lay) daylights out of him, In an Incumbent position on tho floor, for some time. If the miscreant who Is apperpetrated this dastardly deed will be assured rest be may prehended Booze-- j get his a good and plenty. town Budget. ftt!e pRlCE. en-- ' the Boozetown Budget and placed Children sleep with a wee bit ease that is j Ji. Always Bought r.1.. if similating theFoodandRcguIa-tin- g Bears the of HOWARO L BURTON, A8svs?.ND I.!, Ill Ould. SIV Snwlin, prlrMt Gold, Sllvor. CnPr. 1. t tftrYfeuUnlii.tiWI tent tnd full prlr Ilil nrpilw lulling rX nullrlind. Lead inntrui nd I mpiro llldt Colo- - Bvtaraaua.Csrt.uMM Nstluaal Soak. nrli.i lor Oar ftvs fnol 4, t, rautnn1 In I lit puwNihil I Itadfar Mur R I Ififtr) ny Bmi PATENTS for PROFIT ait tatrntlnn. BanktM and Hi, treat rofvram aa. (aiantlar PaiahMahad raiiB.lantlal. 1 oountuitvatlnna laal, fan OKS A Lavnaaat Woakiaitao, B. ft ;r- j dual futlr protart llms ltK. When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention Thie Paper, 7, IBOB W. N. U., Salt Lakw-N- o. .gfeOaSEESBu mi Sl uuu k) (,U In limn, Tm-u- . Ufnit.. HZB2J23G5 Mll -. DM Signature Promotes Dige3tion.CheerfU-nes- s and Rest.Contains neither Otrium.Morplune nor Mineral arrested Sold by all Druggists. An Accident to the Editor. an Some miscreant effected trance to the sanctum sanctorum Bravery In Truth Telling. To tell the truth at all times restores as much bravery as was ever experienced upon the field of battle, For Infants and Children. a, tv T i Interests. Salt Lake City. Vtah. applied to Sir Robert Walpole, "THEt the Stomachs and Bowels I In a reproachful sense. Feb. 11, "42, after twenty years tenure of of-Ic- 'A Tho Kind You Hava In- YOU ARE THE ONE Bunions, Galls, Bruises, Contracted Muscles, Lame Back, Stiff Joints, Frost Bite, Chilblains, Ringbone, Pollevil, Bums, Scalds, and ALL THE ILLS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO. t W jCVfrgetable Preparalionfor As- for bathing herself dally in the milk she later sold. Rheumatism, Cuts, Sprains, Wounds, Neuralgia, Headache, Old Sores, Corns, !rt "I" -- a A GUARANTEED CURE FOR TILES. A Cologne dairymaid was Was Once Term of Reproach. Prime minister" Is one of the 'any terms In English which seem to ave been slang at one time. It wa J'WIIIMt Protruding Bile, l'rugj Itching. Blind. BleeUlu money If rAAO glut. r .ut1inrli.il to Inrefund OINTMKJiT fnfl. to cur. ( to M day. Sue. a Quick and Permanent Cure for Three Sizes, 25c, 50c and $1. 4 Wig) V8I TUB FAMOUS Red Cro B.il Blue. Large So. WwVsv. 8 cents. The Buss Compuny, South Bend, Ind. (snow liniment to d True friends visit us In prosperity only when Invited, but in adversity they come without Invitation. Catch Frogs for Market. Several young men of Clyde, Pa., near Philadelphia, have been engaged In catching and shipping frogs to the city market. The business pays those engaged In It from $5 to 9 a day. From sixty to 180 pounds of dally, frogs legs can be secured which can be readily sold for fifteen cents a pound. Sly Crack at the Librettists. When a man gets off as his own a Joke he read In a paper, without being caught, he thinks he ought to write a comic opera. New York Press. dft Well, Thats Only His Fair Share. When mother puts up preserves, father puts up the sugar. Boston Home and Abroad. Ry. TM ill You Can WELL DIO Wel-Hal-W- W. Lake 914 ( liter it Away. Gould, UTNAM FADELESS DYES more good brighter and fatter colors than any other dye. One 10c oackage colors ill fibers. How to Dye. Bleach and Mu Colors. flsrment without ripping apart Write for free booklet ilor ly Swvmmcisco,CkI. lif Mrs. E. T. SOLDIERS An Englishman's Testimony, Showing' How Brave They Are. When Great Britain took on the coast of China, she pursued her usual policy and organized a company of native soldiers, with British officers in command, says Mary rdrter Gamewell, In The When the allies met the t Chinese lmperlrl army In battles around Tientsin and finally stormed and took the city In the sumto the mer of 1900, preparatory march on Peking, the Chinese troops, officered by British gentlemen, fought shoulder to shoulder with the British. The fight over, one day some one talking carelessly . made the usual claim that the Chinese are cowards, whereupon an officer, who had led that valiant band of Chinese, spoke for his men with all the ardor of British love of fair play. He said: I hold that when men follow their street, and leaders up a bullet-swep- t right over the very barricades from which the bullets are youring, they are no cowards; and that Is what our Chinese troops in British uniform . did." When Hope Was Fast Fading Ever After He Knew Proper Answer to One Question. The Hon. W. W. Stetson, of Au-- j burn. Me., state superintendent of public schools, convulsed an audience of Maine schoolmarms at Newport one day recently by telling the follow- ;lng story of his early school life: "I distinctly remember my first day in school. It was also my brother's first day, and we occupied seats across the aisle from each other. It was In the afternoon when the young and pretty teacher came to my seat, placed her hand on my shoulder PBi 'asked, Dont you like me?' She didnt the CHINESE How a Chicago Woman Found Help MISTAKE TAUGHT HIM LESSON. well-inform- SEEMED NEAR. DEATH The Pretty School Teacher, say like, exactly, but it was a similar word spelled with four letters. 11 was almost scared to death, but looked up at her and replied, No, wot Muym of Narcotic. roUISmXLPtrQM Mx.Smtm JMulUSJ-jfam&- In nd maam. She then went to my brother, directly across the aisle, and asked him the same question, to which be reYou may well plied, Yes, maam. Imagine which of us got the raisins 'trom the pudding during that term of school. All that I got I pounded out of my brother. I forthwith made up my mind that whenever that question was asked me again I would always eply, 'Yes, maam.'" Hi(Mtonml,SUS HfrtpSpd. tfcriW.ftaaP Anwr iHiMy Facsimile Signature of Mica Madt Homa In Potato. Conn., druggist had a prim potato which he kept In hie back shop. The other day ha discovered that th Interior of the potato had born gnawed away and that a family of young mice vaf anugly settled within the six 11. Thirty Years NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER - Wtf. TMt MfTMMJII OMNNY, NMf ihiii -- o A Danbury, For Over ness And Loss of Sleep. Broke Leg Pulling On Boot. Andrew J. Curtiss, of Bristol, a com merclal traveler, broke a bone in his right leg while engaged In the apparently simple operation of pulling on ms boot. This unusual occurrence has brought about a lawsuit In which Mr. Curtiss Is the plaintiff and an ac (blent association the defendant Mr. Curtiss declares that he broke his leg in Granby on June 10, 1904, the left strap to his boot coming off suddenly, by which his leg was sud denly and vloleutly wrenched to the right, said wrench causing a fracture of the pubic bone and has caused him great pain and rareness, which has continued to the present time." He says that for more than fifty-twweeks he has been totally dlaabled and unable to attend to his business or any other, and for much of ths time has been confined to his bed. Hartford Times. Muzzled Women of Muecat Women of the better clans In Muscat all wear muzzles, which barely a! low them to open the mouth or see with the eye or sneeze. If there happens to be n Clrapatra In Muscat she will never fascinate any Artony by the beauty of her well shaped nose, for It is kept In a special ly made, ugly case. In which it Is Impossible to tell Its shape. But with all ita faults this !s a far better system than that of cutting off the nose, ns men lr. the Kangra district In India are wont to do when any of their spouses have proved too fascinating. Allahabad Pioneer. Use Aperfed Remedy forConslipa-Tion- , Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- n AND- VETER1NARY REMEDIES are a necessity to every Farmer & Stockraiser. v MAILED FREE. on the Horse, Sloan's Treatise and Sloans Advice on the Care of Horses, Cattle, Hogs and Poultry. Send your address to , OH EA:i s. SLOAN, 61S ALBANY STREET, BOSTON, MASS. 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