Show I Free Transportation Talk about luck drawled tho oW Kansas farmer lone day while Lucy and I were talking about eloping a cyclono come along lifted us up and carried us clean to tho parsons doorstop door-stop twenty miles away That was a lucky streak commented com-mented the sewlngmnchino drummer But that aint the best ot It stranger After the ceremony another an-other cyclono came from tho opposite direction and took us both right home again Lucy was pretty pleased but she said as long as cyclones were that accommodating sho wished ono would come along and take us smack to Niagara Falls |