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Show Got the Job. "So you want the Job as press agent of the big lop shows?" said the circus man. "Every have any experience?" "Sure," replied tho applicant. "Well, what is an elephant?" asked the circus man. "An elephant is a pond( rous pachyderm," pachy-derm," replied the applicant. "And what is a hippopotamus?" asked the circus man. "A hippopotamus is a blood-sweating behemoth of Holy Writ," replied the applicant. ap-plicant. "Correct," announced the circus man. "You are engaged." Cincinnati Enquirer. |