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Show SO SHOP EARLY 1 There was a young lady "Miss Slow" Who just had no get-up-and-go; To all signs she said, "Pooh! As I please, so I do." Her sad fate, you will presently know. Christmas Eve she awoke with a start; To the stores she flew like a dart-She dart-She ignored a red light What a horrible sight! Now she shops in a heavenly mart. Oh heed well this tale of much woe; Don't start when the red light says "No". If you Christmas shop early, Sales folks won't be surly, And you'll live to a hundred or so. |