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Show Somo snow and thou some more. Harnessing the cold winds of Alaska to produce electric light and pou-er is a great Idea, but just thiuk what cm'1'1 be done in the good old U. S.A. if all the hot air wero harnessed. An olovntor starter in New York has confessed that ho is also a song writer, That was just to give himself a lift. Tho Utah boekeopors aro to meet. Bet there will be some buzzing. Gus Faloos, a Greek, has boon arrested. ar-rested. His nickuamo is "Lost Haloes." Ha-loes." That nickname would fit ifl-most ifl-most any of us. Sun Francisco has invented the public pub-lic dance iu the streets. Wo hope the idea docs not turn out as bad as most of San Francisco's dance inventions. The first, real battle with airships was fought on Wednesday when the Spanish birdmen routed tho Moorish army with showers of bombs. When the Democrats heard of that appointment to the job of assayor they thought it was all Gammon, and so it was. . |