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Show I Anyway, they're both coming back at one another. High prices would bo all right if wages kept up with them. . So far it lias not been necessary for the explorers to seek out press agents. Tako the other side of the street-hero street-hero comes the woman's aeroplane hat. Observe, too, that most is said about tho polo by those who haven't been there. What shall it. profit Chicago to claim the whole earth if she lose tho base ball pennant? Jf it may be taken as an indication ol where popular favor lies, there is the Cook cocktail. No need to look for tho hitch-string, Mr. President; we've taken the door ofl." its hiuges. Did you ever see such a merry mess us the political mixers to the "proph-et' "proph-et' ' have got into? But it is liable to bo worse than a hundred and seventeen below when Cook and Peary meet. Evidently Apostle S'moot wouldn't, even think of dying without getting his ' prophet 's'' permission. Also the European harvests will cx- fid all expectations. So would food prices if i hoy came down a little. By. this time tin; Federal' squad doesn't, require (lie assistance of a tele-.scope tele-.scope to see the .jumping-olf place. At any rate, wi: owe Walter Well-man Well-man some gratitude for not having coin-plicated coin-plicated matters by getting there also. Nothing uncomplimentary, though, in the aniiouiieeiiicjit that, our .coming iSlato fair is going to get Arizona's goats. j Is it possible that in all this political maneuvering "tho brethren" arc merely mere-ly taking a straw vote to determine the direction of the wind? Anil if our population keeps ou in-ri in-ri asing at 'tho present rate vo may have to make ono bite of the cherry uv jumping right into the Zipping Zion Million club. Chicago women arc now deuui tiding that cookiug classes bo installed, in tho public schools there. That's whntVhi-(ago whntVhi-(ago gets for having a woman school uupcrintcudent. Thero could not have been much that was wrong about the laic 12. J. ;ir. liman when his workmen were among those to pay highest tribute of respect Hj Mrs. O. II. P. Belmont, asserts that wo shall have a woman for President within twonty years, ilowevor, woman has been known to change hur mind in much less time than that. ? To the Federal bunch, respectfully, 'r "They stop, they bow down together; they could not deliver the burden (goods (1)1, but themselves are gone, into captivity." Isaiah, xlvi., 2. "Sore mouths to bo looked into," is H tho way a news heading appears in H the 'morning Whal-U-lt. That's what H the "Mouth" of Smoot has brought H 3non itself for having become "koto" because church political influence is going elsewhere this year. |