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Show I-'j Just now the trouble is all up to the Governor. ?'J A'o matter who finds fault with the k . word, boost anyway, j ''Line's busy;" speaking of the wire j'!, rimuing into Oyster Bav. ,): ' ' , ji Bet tho legislators ate more than I j throe meals od that last dnj-. Mr. Hopkins of Illinois hopes to shed ij1 UuU "ex" some lime this week. ! ' Also looks as if too many police , j' spoiled the kidnap negotiations. Vcs, it is truo that bricks are going t l i Salt Lake up into new buildings. jj! "'es. the legislators have "snuck out;" but 'not, before leaving a few !! bombs on the Governor's desk. j Those who oppose an income tax in '.' this .country nsuali3' go to Europe, -wliere their iucoiucs .-ire taxed aplcnt-. ''j; isn't that Apostle Smoot was .11 afraid to come home in the dark, but thai he Tvas afraid Id conic home at all. .i . . i ! There have been a great many varie- "( ties of Democrats, but perhaps the most 1 t surpris-ing of all is the "Canuou Dcnio: ' ',Jj hc inierest nf peace. Ihe" Mnri- .jjl time conference at London has pre- Hj scribed rules for tho division of the j' Regardless of meteorological condi- ;; Hons at Washington, the atmosphere i about the capitol building has turned jl The big G. A. T?. National encamp- '' menl, in Salt Lake next August is to ' :i 1je the biggest over and that's just j: what wn mean. ?! , ': TL one were planted for each in- 1 habitant in Zipping Zion. there would ; e over one hundred thousand trees set ' -'out on Arbor day. ,j! - ' ' i' "Tariff battle is sure to be hot." is J a. news heading. But on that account (l 4 J't is to be hoped (hat Congress will not , j - drop it prematurely--. jj -At this writing it appears that the Hj 1 ;',J - legislators spent tho sixty das of their Hj ' ;;1 legal time in learning from Ihe J'ederal " squad what not to do. k - Hj I. is said that tho Intent gown for Hj iji woman has'five hundred buttons; which 'jj foreshadows thr fact that pa)a will still ''S be obliged-to s-w on his own. ' j Probably Governor Spry would find it to be much easier to fpparnl.; the vylicat . t 'from the tares in the acts of the late , " j . legislature ifthf.-ri' were more wheat. No' if you could s-tand off the col- Hj j;,! lector "until tomorrow," and make the day as long as that last one of tho Hj ', .legislature, what a "snap" you would 1 , ! have! 'I If 3'ou happen to. notice any man H' ' snooping nlong the street, furtively glac-. glac-. iug out from tinder tho downturnod rim ' of his hat, put him down in your black i -book as a Fussy Fedcrnlite. -jS Wo frankb' admit that a farmer M, jjl naturally has us "beaten to a frazzle" Hj vi when it comes to the proper method O of'nuining a farm; but as to running a Hj J l"t' citywell, wo ought at least to bo j, permitted to entertain some slight 4 doubt. H y. "" Klder William Armstrong said in the ' f. tabernacle on Sunday that Mormon mis- ; siomiries are rapid spenders. But that as no information to the folks at home 1 who are compelled to supply thorn with ; 'I money while ihey are in tho special ser- ' j' vice of the hicrarchs, I " Socretary of War Dickinson still iu- ,1, V. sts tha he is a Democrat, notwith- , ' h -standing his admission that he did not ' Jb Cl vote for Mr. Bryan. Undoubtedly he i i 3 voted as his own conscience dicialcd, v:iT J and is 'not theroforo censurablo; but out here tho "Democrats" vote in platoons as a certain bogus prophot dictates |