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Show I How superior the married man feels! Loyalty is largely expressed in the bitf boost. Incompetency among census enumerators enume-rators rtoosnrt count. Bin- real ost3tc. if you would get a lot for your money. Naval orders will now be written on prescription blanks. You seldom hear profanity from the man who alwavs smiles. lariii'o. old linv; you may just as well select, the ring right now. mum i ' mm Tlio Prince dcySngan knows the n meaning of a bunch of Boni lives. I However, we can bid good-bye to I he rnshicr's check without indulging in However, the' second Thaw trial becomes be-comes more bearably by not reading about it. Hold your head up, even if you arc wearing the necktie your wife bought "While he is old enough to speak for himself. Evangeline, he may be a trifle backward. M j Jm 'Tii God we trust" is about the only one that the President has ao far put H out of business. I One tjiing about the wireless project tin." re can be 110 grafting in securing the right of way. While he continues to ride, how can Mr. Taft expect anybody else to find room in his wagon? Governor Cutler feels euro that it is quite unfair to criticise the polyg-. polyg-. musts. "Dash it all! Always after the first of the year his Satanic majesty has an abundant supply of paving materia. But the President is not certain whether lie dislikes Admiral Browuson most or loves his "dear Mariar" least. Paris reports show that Europe is shy on tenors. Evidently they are all over in this country, accumulating our tenners. Probably the man who falls through the th 11 ice while skating is the one who neglected to IjghL the fire with beuzinc. And if anybody wants anything more glorious than Salt Lake weatlier. he must live a perfect life here and wait uutil he goes beyond. I U'ulcs proscribed for horseback excr- H 'isc by army othVcrs appear to have H been so framed as to discriminate in H iavor of circus riders. H 1)6 Sagan is suing Count Boni de Cas-H Cas-H ' lellane for damages in the sum of H twenty cents on account of the recent H assault. M.y; but his wrist must be H sore! H The per capita of ca&h in this coun- H tTy is something over Ihivty-fonr dol- H lars. .Now, the fellow who has our I share would hotter come forward at 1 once and puuglc. I - |
