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Show II' j( ' What., we would inquire, does Tcsla j U i say that Mars says 3 I j ' Every time those tourists are made - ' n glad, are they Glidden ? r ' - I (( Population and improvement, are the I , bugaboos of obstructionists. I After the visit of the Elks, what a , long sleep Philadelphia will take! 1(1 ii Now, if any persou should ask, "Is I 1 this hot enough for you?" what would f , you do? r 'F ; ' While he desires Mr. Bryan to quit 'Hi- ' talking. Colonel Watterson declines to I' set the worthy example. ; ! i : I j , i In view of the Smith testimony, it , ' ! , is very diflicult, indeed, for the people ij ' i j to forget the man and respect the of- I 1 ! licc- ,' I f I J j Even with that ninety-five in the I I ' I k shade in the day time, it is yet ncccs- ' . ' ! f-srv to have the blanket handy at r nieht- j, I ". However, it would seem to be entirely ' j j unnecessary for Orchard to change his A i present position if he iuteuds to play Ml ; tragedy. i j)j 1 ' j Polygamists have always known ihat l the' were guilty, but insisted upon the E l,aw sa3-ing .so, in order that they could J j. be sure of it. 1 A great theatrical trust proposes to j j control all of the productions of Eu- ' ji rope and America. Well, "all the i S world's a" stage." p Anyway, the hicrarchs will cont:lude ,' ' j that it is a mighty handy thing to have V I fl 600c' brother as chairman of the ( j Democratic party. I , And to show conclusively that the ) priesthood do not interfere in politics, J I Bishop Iverson made a stump speech Ji j in the Tabernacle. (l r l 1 ; Besides printing four-jncu-letter , headings, announcing approaching war J i J i- with Japan. Mr. Hearst, is pushing his 1 J ! Independence League, ' I f Probabl', too, the reason why the R, ' ' Presiflent did not butt iu to the Okla- I '.I v homa constitution matter was because l iy he was invited to do so. it ! B j However fickle Eugene Sehmitz may B;t I have been heretofore, it will be ob- S i served that Ins address will be a per- I' mancnt ono for five years. Moreover, if citizens desire to bo f I iclicvod of their duties as such, the n " hicrarchs will sec to it that the busi- , nqss is taken otV their lianrls. , JI It will also be understood by Japan lnnt lno water in tho Pacific is just B- 11 as good as any other for the purpose H; 'I f floating American war vussels and ' patriotism. ' ' 1 It must be admitted, though, that in f declaring the Mormon priesthood to bo ''nil uncleanness" Apostle- Smoot i( ' i j spoke from personal knowledge, and H' introspectivcly. ' ; KotvrRhstanding the fact that the Hl little Crown Princo of Spain is nlready ( ' an officer in a military regiment, the M" I usual proceeding is reversed, the arms B bearing the soldier. Mr. Bryan could say o'f the candi- I J. x of Mr. Jesse R. Grant that his Hi J chief recommendation lo consideration l i ( KiL in this respect h that ho had a father in another respect. |
