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Show 1 You may rest assured that your Teg- istration -will -welcome a call from you on next Tuesday. Citizens -who have paid the genflo-manly genflo-manly plumber's bill are not. necessarily bound to also give him office. It is reported that tho naval board will, require ships' officers to take swimming exercise. It asked, it is quite likely that the gallant seamen would H) prefer a "float.'' H' Weyerhauser, the -wealth' timber king, caj's that there is no lumber trust. Which, of course, may be taken as an evidence of his personal modesty in self-effacement. B' One may believe that story concern- ing the talking animal -which was said lo have .been a part of the visible as-sets as-sets of Balaam wbile one listens lo speakers at the tabernacle. The Rcverned Doctor Hill is 's doclara-tion doclara-tion that there are forty roads to hades is of no interest to the prophets, be-cause, be-cause, among them all, they have very likely found the smoothest. H' And another reason why our citizens will clccl Americans in Salt Lake is lhafc they are quite convinced that al-falfa al-falfa grows much better elsewhere than it would do on Main street. Those of Iho. " brethren " who imag-H' imag-H' ine that The Tribune is alwa3's crilicis- ing them too freely should take a look through tho Biffle. There are a few bull's-eye shots in that, too. But if we let Mr. Taft continue his Hj visits among the other nations, lie will make so many friends that wo will ncod no navy al all. Then Mr. Hob-son's Hob-son's occupation will certainly be gone. Oregon boys will wonder why the Government goes to the trouble to make tests in that direction, when they can tcslifj', from porsonal experience, of tho strength and elasticity of Western hem- H, Loyalty to the United States and op- Hjj position to treason being 'tho "Ameri- can collar," Mayor Branford, and sov-H sov-H oral other progressive Salt Lahcra, are roud of the cleanliness of their neck- Hf And tho reason why wo pave with ns phaltum principally is.conjccturedly be-cause be-cause we would prefer to keep Salt pake out. of the, that plass;. of .locality: which is said to bo paved with good intentions. |