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Show THE BULLETIN. BINGHAM. UTAH " i t- - - m mim I ' 1 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE 1 Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young j V mitmnm THE TWITCHELLS There is trouble In the home of the Elmer Twitchells. Ceiling trouble. Elmer is establishing ceilingi. Not that there haven't been ceil-ings in the Twitchell residence. The issue just now is a different kind of ceiling. The Washington kind. The prevailing type. Elmer is trying to put a ceiling on Mrs. Twitchell's hats, for in-stance. (We heard that crack about them being funny enough as is.) He wants the celling established at two hats per season, a drop of about eight And he thinks there should be a price ceiling too; somewhere around $3.50. Elmer Is for a fur coat ceiling, too, but the crisis hasn't arisen this season, because Mrs. Twitchel got a new coat last winter. She got it wholesale at above twice what it would have' cost elsewhere. And he thinks there should be a ceiling on all the wife's expendi-tures. "I told her last night that there must be a ceiling on bridge losses." said Elmer today. "Every time she goes to one of them Tues-day Ladies Bridge parties she loses money on a e emergency level. Maybe the best way to solve this would be to put a ceiling on her bids." He wants a ceiling on the wife's contributions to causes, also. "I am all for being charitable and fair," he explained, "and my heart is no mustard seed when it comes to re-acting to the worthy appeals of to-day, and there has gotta be some limit The old lady just subscribes to everything. Last week she put me down for $10 to the American Fund to Save Icelanders From American Army Slang. She ain't got no Judgment. I've imposed a ceiling. Everything she subscribes above $4 a week is void." "Me and the wife ain't speaking just now," confessed Mr. Twitchell. "Yeah, it's more ceiling trouble. Pin money ceiling. I used to give her $10 a week, but this is a time of crisis. The future is uncertain. Nobody can tell what may happen next in this world war. So I told her the new ceiling on pin money would be $7.50." "What did she say?" we asked. "What didn't she say!" exclaimed Elmer. "Did you explain inflation to her?" "No." "Why not?" "I don't even understand jt my-self," concluded Elmer. R. Roelofs Jr. says he knows a man who is so rich he can afford to take the ladies for cocktails and din-ner in the ladies' dining room at a man's club. John Cudahy says that Hitler looked to him like a man with a malignant disease. He's a victim of geographical indigestion, hardening of the head and retarded mustache. "What Mr. Lewis fears is that he would lose face." News item. We can think of no face which could stand it better. THE MENACE The cops should paddle Henry Snipes. He drives Highway stripes. Merrill Chilcote. The Journal of the American Med-- j ical Association reports that experi-- I ments at Harvard prove that women suffer from cold and heat more than men because they do not dress as warmly. This makes the opinion unanimous and presumably official. C. P. Yaglou and Anne Messer who conducted the experiments had a group of men sit in an room In men's trousers and then change to women's lingerie. Then they had women go through a similar test. Nothing can convince us that the whole thing wasn't ar-ranged by a couple of Yale men. Washington, in its new tax pro-posals, may subscribe to the notion that it is impossible to get blood from a stone. But it thinks the idea is good. THE SEASONS Winter is an old dame In a white lace cap; Spring is a maid with folded hands And flowers In her lap. Summer is a golden queen Wearing a jeweled crown; And autumn is a gypsy In a russet gown. Joan Maher. Simile by R. Roelofs Jr.: As patient as a man waiting while his wife buys a SECOND HAT. CLASSIFI? DEPART Mp PERSONAT DOCTOR'S Information REDL'ClS'r and weiirhi w ."s VITALIX . BABY CHITgg Discount on orders pl"Soed pricei. H1PON HATC'HKttv. aipj MACHINERY WAr BE PATRIOTIC INDUSTRY NEEDS MACHINP Lathes. Chucks, Drills pT.. Milling Machines G'rinder duction by us cnmni description "lowest tal number of your price Idle We will pay cash or tradd Osborne Machinery Con Fifth and Harrison San Fri Christmas givers who J be sure their gift is well rd have been turning more and to cigarettes and smoking t as gifts most appreciated fi smoker. Their welcome is i far greater than the mo-ie- J involved. Naturally, Camij America's favorite cigarettj Prince Albert, the world's i selling pipe tobacco, hei-- j smoker's gift list. Camels! two gift packages the carl ten packages of "20's" sH wrapped, and a gay packaf! taining four "flat fifties." Albert is featured in the tin and the pound glass hui both handsomely Chri packed. Adv. At the first sign of a cold, rr up your mind to avoid as mud the sniffling, sneezing, soreness stuffy condition of your nostril possible. Insert Mentholatum each nostril. Also rub it vlgoro on your chest. You'll be dellgl with the way Mentholatum com cold misery and helps restore o tort. Jars or tubes, 30c BsVsliHsliSKssiVsiaHBBbiisn DON'T LET CONSTIPATIO SLOW YOU UP j When bowels are sluggish and y irritable, headachy and everythin do is an effort, do as million! do EEN-A-MINT, the modern c! gum laxative. Simply chew Ft MINT before you go to bed-sl-eet out being disturbed next morning thorough relief, helping you feel asain, full of your normal pep FEEN-A-MIN- Tastes good, is and economical A generous family FEEN-A-MIN- T1 rF0RW0fli ONLY If you euffer from mon4"? headache, backache, nervous and distress of "IlV.6 caused by functional monthly turbances-t- ry Lydta PinkW Vegetable Compound faniou. relieving pain and nervous leei of women' "dlfflcult d regularly Lydla PmKn Compound helps build up.rests against such annoying eyrnpt Follow label dJrecUons. WW TRYING! WNU W May Vam of Disorder Kidney Action ' Modern life with lu hurry Irregular habits, l?0?'" drinking-- its risk of Pfnu" ath, tion-thr- ows heavy W of the kidneys. Thry a Wt and fail to Wt e over-taxe- d and other impurities from the we-blood. . UAe You may suffer nsgpni up headache, diKine-- s. getting leg pains. 'mg--I out. Q hc tired, nervous, all worndrd of kidney or bUddsr times burning, scanty or urination. 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