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Show SPICE. "He's engaged to her and I think wo may look for a wedding soon." "Why?" . "Sho told mo sho believed In short engagements." en-gagements." "So she does short and frcquortt." Philadelphia Preys. First Moth Have you anything on hand tonlirht? Second Moth Yes I'm invited to a a camphor ball. Philadelphia Record. "Great Runs!" exclaimed tho absent-minded absent-minded men ."I Just stuck the lighted end of this cigar In my mouth." "How fortunate you woro In discovering It at onco. dear," rejoined his good wife. Chicago News. "Tho troublo with that orator was that he mixed hla metaphors." "Well." said Col. Stlllwell of Kentucky, aftqr a rather awkward pause. "I'll lay out tho best of 'cm. The thing to do Is to pick out your beverage an then stand hv It.' Washington Star. If a young man doesn't got out of pa-llenco pa-llenco when ho Is trying to explain a base ball gamo to a girl It Is a good sign that he really loves her. Somcrvlllo Journal. Teacher So I've caught you chewing gum. huvo I? Sammy No, mum; I wasn't chcwln'. I was Jest kecpln It there Instead of In my pocket. It's ao sticky. Chicago Nows |