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Show SPICE. ftkU I, jjcto "Ho criticised me for almost nothlnfr'" i" r ; . moaned tho wlfo. 6 ; The friends sought to comfort her, but I she was not to bo soothed. Between her i-soos i-soos oho told of how her husband had ex- t Lftw pressed very unfavorablo opinions of her f new ball trown. f" "But you said ho criticised you for , j4v most nothing," arcued tho sympathies. Jm. So he did." Here she gave way to S2' fresh outburst of sobs, "He ho said WfQm-was WfQm-was wearing It." Judge. fPNKfcl $M3hv cold?"' Lushman catch that frlghtfqjj- Drinking hot whisky punches." I2Si. Huh! What did he drink them for?" p 1 "For a cold." Philadelphia Press. ! S HSOl "Say, I've got a great scheme" c "Well, don't bring It to mc. I'm dead .-' 'P broko mysolf." Houston Post, fi lift Wlldrakc I bucked up against a faro !.: bC game last night. T ; ( Ascum (sarcastically) And as a rcBult ? you broke tho bank, eh? t 56r Wlldrake Yes, I did this morning. I Bftlo suppose Willie will cry, but I simply had f &ry, to havo car fare. Philadelphia Ledger. I j Tom I suppose you spent a pleasant j U evening with your best girl. f Dick Pleasant? Huhl a fellow can't ' ' make lovo to his girl In a crowd. f- (-- Tom Oh, was there a crowd there? '" fta Dick Yes, and thc chump didn't have ' R !2 son8c enough to realize that ho wasn't ' r x wanted. Chicago Tribune, ' S : g |