Show THE INANIMATE SHES From the Ness York Press Alfred J Morinnc maintains that automobile Is of the feminine gender The Question Is soon to bo settled by the French academy i will agree with Morunne no matter how the academy may decide Long usage has sanCtioned the feminine gender for a locomotive a ship the moon a gun a cannon n favorite ax the ocran n bicycle cycle and numerous other Inanimate objects Whatever a man dearly loves I and manipulates Is it she to him When In the distant future women perform all the duties of men tbeae objects ob-jects will change their gender Mrs Polly Backus engineer on the Pennsylvania Penn-sylvania will speak of her engine No C57SO as he lies I fine old boy lIe lays right down on the tracks and does his level bent without coaxing I |