Show H MR9 DiiFioNci Y I f EVELTS WSTIM JOUR f 1 By P P Dunne I J rnonvrlKht 1KO by nobcrt Howard Russell t t 1C Dooley Well sir wild Mr in this ihc rrunnln theysu tinny wan campaign but me frlnd Tlddy RosenL It Isn t felt Id like to know who it is weeks Mack fr he wlnt away throe hed ic ago lavin a note v a Wilt that rlpt th nominynallon if I twas offered Mm an he aint been liccrd frm since t fr hes vlsltln th It aint Bryan tombs iv tit anccslhors iv 1 th party an If he likes th1 neighborhood he may buy a place there It aint Adly frt fr-t athletic spoorts arre far fret his line Tis Tlddy alone thats runnin an he aint rrunnln hes gallopln Th compny that Insures plate glass windows injooced him to lave New 1 York an pike out fr th land iv lh Y prahle an th mountain where ye can use th top Iv l yeVr voice without dls turfoln th scenery He mounted his Ihrusty bronco nn made fr South Dakota Da-kota South Dakota turrncd out aswan as-wan man an exchanged shots iv greet In with him A guard Iv 1 welcome two hundhcrd thousan slhrong composed h vethrans Iv th rrough riders met him at th 1 town limits an escorted him to Hi public square where he shook hands whinh hands remained with th survivors Iv his career on th 1 plains Yo wont recognize me nays a man with a rubber leg an a celluloid 1 1 car 1 seem to raymlmbcr such Iv yecr linymlnls as has not gone out Iv oircylatlon says Tlddy but I dont call yccr name he says I says th laad am Horrible Horace th Scoorg iv th Wind Rriver valley he say Dpnl ye raymlmber lh time AC near kilt me In Snake canyon durin th hard winter Iv tlght nine says he 1 have a dim recollection says Tlddy If I raymlmber rright I was sihandln I at the bar dhrlnkln a pint iv sulphuric acid an rreadin a little favrile n wurruk Iv mine called Locke on th Human VndbcrsiandlnY whin yc come n an objlcted to me classes satin that with th rrest Iv 1 me features they I wada me look like a professional diver Just disappcarin Into an angry horse he says Yo thin attacktcd me with vile language coarse abuse excited paths a cant hook a pair Iv spurs a pair iv chaps a sombrero a reflictlon tm me grftnfalhcr a brandln Irn a Ibowle knife a fortyfour all a Winchester Win-chester rifle he says T was loath to strike ye even thin but whin he says ye passed an Insultin remark about ih value Iv J th merit system he gays me Indignation overcome me he says J wiped me glasses an handed thin to th bartlnder buttoned up me rough I coat to protect me silk vest smiled camly or as camly as I can waved aside th bullets with me left hand an juade two motions with me rrlght Dye raymimberV I raymlmber lh 3irst says Tiorrllile Horace Well ihlm was grreat times says Tiddy iAn Im not changed in th laste he bays Me purpose in com In to yeer mist he says is to throw down rope tin brand th Dlmmycratlc party Arre xIth me he says We aric says till th survivors An he goes among titian Insplctin th places where he hit t shim an thin he visits h1 graveyard I I where he buried i his dead an so on to h next town l He nlver stotis Wounded Knee lie busts a bronco that has kill 1 almost tjr InUre male popylatlon busts it so I I Jiarrd twud dhraw a baby carredgo Vlthout wakln th occypant he tlnds a poor ranch whose punchers Is off on p t a diirunk an be yo n out an rounun TIP jihlty tlou > all tend Iv 1 e ule In las I nisi an hour other i1wth rrjo iAri liC to iU cow town fncu lh covbori takea their gullS away frm tlilm bates him into subjictlon an SAveard a thim all I in as mlmbers Iv th Christyan In 4 deavor Sclety He discovers an ol rind whom he licked th year he killed th grizzly bear with th rock an his of frlnd Is havln throuble with a 6 bouldher thats got In th slooce Th bouldher weighs four tons Ye dont t know how to deal with It says Tlddy an he shoves It out Iv th way with h his foot Even natur ho says can be subjoocd be a kick frm a sthrong man he says W In this way he proves that tis be Jllctln hltnsilf an th other laad on lh ticket the hydhraheaded monsthcr willed be th foolish antilmperyalism an bo th wise free silver arnychy vl lencc an intolrance can be crrushed Glory be but Id like to be along where lie goes Tl8 no matinee fr ladles an chlldcr with an usher to show ye to sect seals an a boy dlslhrlbulln choclate creams tis no hankerchief salool an no quartet slncin Th 1r 1 lets th Veldt on Whisper Mack an lloscnfelU whin lies to speak at an altltood iv fifteen thouban feet where a man with a tall hat wild knock I It again lh slurs in their eoorses Tls Cr Klntlemen ony come arrmed whin hes in town Tls mother an sister down In th cyclone cellar an papa oft with a brick In his hand Tls shutters up at th joolry store an glass out at th saloon TIs slhreels carpeted with th human form divine an extry clerks it I th gunwarc store an th tiro wore oft th ambulance 1 Th meetln was called Tr y s I oclock says th paaper An at th f hour th hull was packed with a set thin mullllood Zither a few ew cell thosen rcniarJcs th chairman th1 Hon 1M Woolcott come down into th body f Iv l th hull an with a well hecled blow put out Iv th business lh Hon JAm Doosly former Judge Iv th CIrktt court an author If J sevrel wellknown Aurruka on irce cIenagean slayer iv Pierce Fred th halfbreed desperado At this moment Govnor Rosenfelt bit his way through th throng an afther I biiiiKin down with a wcllnlin shot Ui chairman Iv lit Dirnmycratle com I ably Horac Grceley Ranuiuni editor I edi-tor iv 1 th Coloraydo Coyote he spoke 1 art follows Scoundrels cowrds hired i luffjans I knowye all well an If eel a whit Iv ye comes up to this platform Ill show yo how I feel tord ye an 9 follow Republicans This Is th huppy cst moment Iv mo life A voice Kill Jihn1 Nlvcr bcfurc have I Jnjyed so much llvln undhcr a constltootlon that insures equal rrlghls anl no more to wan an all an excuse me gents whlll I get th rredheaded man in I th galry Got him Thanlts an spreads over th counthry contlnt an prosperity an peace enough fr ann y rrlKhtmlnded man Yon post will 5 An it that fellow thats hoavln spec j 1 f mana Iv J th glacyal dhrlft frni b7 C hind yon post will Editors Note I Here our rayporther was struck on th back h th head with a piece lA I caatin frm th Joynt iAp Hollyans L auras Love Mine But we undhcr I stand that Govnor Rosenfclt completed com-pleted 1 a delightful speech amid grreat I enthusyasm an was cscoorted to lh thrain be a large crowd Th list hilt 1 k h-ilt an wounded Avlll be found In another an-other part iv this paapcr Th de partuie iv th distinguished visitor was marked bo a humorous incident th gallant leader hurlln frm th thrain Mike l OLeary Jv I shaft eight Iv th E G mine amid the goodnatured laughter iv J th crowd Our leader made a faArrable imprisslon and nanny warrum wurruds eras heerd about him in th sthrocts las night It is to be hoped that he will rayturn I again Ahln lh brickyard slharts up rAnt r-Ant there he goes Hinnissy re liovin th gloom iv th campaign with u bit iv rale ol fashioned pollytlcs like we had whir we were boys AVell said Mr Hennessy thin fellows out West meant all rrlght an ye cant blame anny man fr doln what he thinks Is fr th good iv th party but I dont think It was rrlght to attack himwIth a scantlln Tis a poor weapon at th best an anny how says I give Ivry man a chanst to be heerd Nlver fear that Tiddy wont be heard said Mr Dooley An dont ye be afraid If I anny wan hits him that ho wont tag lack Hes havln th time iv all his life Hell need a rrcst cure whin hes through said Mr IJennessy He ixplcls to be lllclOd said Mr Dooley |