Show SPICE Bring a child up in the way It should go and If It Is a girl it Is I likely LoNuw York Press S a Whnl alls your mooHohond 7 Why we had II havo It out down Ihroo I sixes lo III this flat Indianapolla I Journal J i 9 0 0 MpcksSud thinG thai Pcckhaju affair wasnt It cekinl l doal know What was It Meeks Why while his wife was consulting con-sulting her dressmaker this morning Pockbiim drooped dead In the next room VuekKls tluit sos Have they nny Idea what caused his dcalh Monksei the Coroner thinks he nust 1 have overheard whal tIme cIrcus nmker said Chicago Nowa a Opportunity IH not gvon every girl togo I I to-go to I India i or Africa and elevate the heathen but a chance offers In Atrhtson j J 1 tI that furnishes similar work I though not accompanied with the prayers of church members and tho t plaudits of I time public An Atchlson county widower r wants a wife be has I nlxtoen children ian I l any heathen country offer n greater Held his I thin I Alchlson Globe v > e t When Thomas Jefferson a son of I J Joseph Jeffomni wan abroad some years j ef I ago he found himself short of ready I money and straightway cabled his fond jjnront Send mo 31000 1 While noi sort cushy objecting lo this draft on his bank account Jefferson the t elder nevertheless foil lhal some l explanation was duo as to limo need for so largo a sum of money and PO he cabled the Inquiry What for which brought forth the reply For < mo of course Time younger Jefferson SOlI the money Now York Tribune I Q Dnnt you know you mire a very pre I f sunilng young folloxwV Inquired tho stern I i v parent of tho trembling applicant for his daughterx hund i E I admit Line presumption sir tho youth stmninorcd I i f 1 think continued Limo parent of tho beloved one In his most sarcastic tones that In your youthful carelessness you must havo quito overlooked the fact thai I am her father I tried to overlook It sir stammered It tho youthClcvclaiid t Plain Dealer |