Salt Lake Tribune | 1901-02-20 | Page 4 | Spice

SPICE S This Is the latest conundrum in tho Son ate cloakrooms S Why docs Oom Paul wear rubbers inglon To keep Post Dewct from defeat Waoh S Villain do your worst hissed Mar VIJan I Mordaunt bowed and lighted 3 cigar My doctor In whom I have great confidence con-fidence advises me that smoking Is pool tlvoiy tho worst thing Jeun dol he explained ex-plained observing the look of perplexity which had now come Inlo time young girls glorious eyes Dclrolt JournaLS Church You nay your boy at college writes for the magazines Gotham Yes hes written several articles ar-ticles for thorn I dont suppose hues a professional writer What do you mean Why ho doesnt write for money Doesnt he7 You ought to sec tome of tho letters ho writes to mcYonk Statesman 5 a a Pn said Ito Willie who was struggling strug-gling over his lessons what Is an obtuso anglo An obtuse Angle replied hi father la an Englishman to whom you try tot to-t l a Joke Philadelphia Press I IWo I-Wo deemed It the part of wisdom to confine tho conversation as far as might be togcnoralltlca Tho average callor wo accordingly observed Is I apt lo be a prety accordlnslr Ah yes replied the cannibals you arc quite rIght 1 Why the last sailor wo had was sucha bad egg that we couldnt do a thing except make a custard of him I S From this wo gleaned that these savages sav-ages were not altogether ignorant of tho culinary devices of civilization Detroit Journal oulnarr