Show SPICE When a man cats green cucumJcrs he has to laKe time consequences Drugs tooChlcngo Record I A I Madge I was going In bathing but Im afraid of the breakers Marjorle How foolish you are my dear The only wave that would hurt that bathing suit of yours Is v reform wave Denver Republican I 0 That typewriter girl lant In love with anybody around this office How do you know Why when she pels too warm alto takes nfl ncr collar off Indianapolis Jour I < > I nnlI fs nil right to got up with the lark In theory limit tho alarm clooic In I mol reliable re-liable Alchlson Globe I e i Mrs Owings rushing out to tho front porch and wringing her hsimU Oh dear Robblo wis on tOll of the sloplrulilcr niiJ it broke down With him Mr Owlncs lowing out 1 a ring of smoke and turning over the next leaf In his interesting book Never mind We cnn got n new ono for f cents I HOW them advertised Sunday Chicago TlmcsHer aId f I S A Chinaman of great dignity and santo splendor of dress was getting off an elevated ele-vated train at TwentyIhlril street the other day when I white rowdy called after him Say said tho tough aro you a Doxer The pthcr tough added some abuse and rod ci with iauehler after tho Chinaman who got off the car then irmctl Ho wailed till the gales wei e closed lien ho wnlod answered In pretty clear English Say you Cllstlan Tncn the gasman and como passengers car laughed and the toughs clunk Into the I I I Tho Falrbvirn News haa somo of the most original correspondents In the SLate They are only equaled by those of Lime Whltsetl Courier Arronz time conlrlbu Lions of tho latter wo find time following from James time Rover Ciopn are about as slim as charily In this neighborhood Old man AVIlIlamsH mulo fell Into n ditch last Sunday and the preacher helped lo pull him ouL Xekc Tompklns says the world Is flat But IL aint half ns lat as Zcko wns last Wednesday when he came home from Albany Preaching tho second Sunday In each month but Limo church bell Is aboul as broken Constitution as lha congrcgallon Allanla |