Show SAD EXPERIENCE AT LAKE Misfortunes of Two Youths Who Wanted to DanceS Dance-S Two boisterous boys a glorious girl and a grim guard at Saltair These aro the dramatis personae The place was SaUair and the time Thursday night The boys are wellknown youths about town The girl Is one of the sweetest things you ever saw always In good demand but awfully handicapped by her steady who tries to do all the dancing that is done with her himself The two youths made a frantic rush across the dancing floor swcetglrl ward The steady who Js always on the lookout saw them coming suspected sus-pected their purpose and dragged the girl off to dance just about tho time the two youths brought up In front of her To covpr their disappointment by common Impulse the boys locked arms and began dancing together hoping nobody Iad tumbled to the fact I that they had been outgeneraled There are several things these boys dont know One of these things is that gentlemen gen-tlemen are not permitted to dance together to-gether at Saltair One of the guards approached ap-proached the youths and promulgated tho rule The boys admitted that It was all right and started to leave the floor They apparently did not go fast enough and another guard came up and seizing portions of their clothing started to hustle them along The boys resented this and told the guard that a compared with them ho was a handcar I hand-car alongside an express train Tho misunderstanding grew and finally the guard believing that it would be necessary ne-cessary to show tho boys suggested cessQ1Y that all hands go downstairs where the calaboose looms up large and uninviting unin-viting He did not propose to put the boys in the drunk refinery for they are real nice boys Manager Miller confirmed con-firmed tho rumor that the guard was obeying orders The Incident closed and the boys tinned to the dancing floor to Join In hating the steady who really caused It all by his unwarranted suspicion that everybody Is trying to steal his girl It might be mentioned casually that the time consumed in the altercation caused one of the boys to miss an engagement he hud made for a dance and when he finally showed up the girl would not speak to him |