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Show DONT YOU KNOW That the astronomer's business' is always looking up? That tomorrow's Times will be brimfull of interesting reading? That a tennis suit is not very loud, but a racket always goes with it? That the sunburned girl, such as Salt Lake can only produce, is all the rage? That a slouch hat and an accordion-pleated forehead do not make a detective? That First South street is more torn up at the present time than ever before in its history? That the festive crook has evidently found a haven of rest in this vailey of the Lord in these mountains? That the Christian who never smiles has a great deal to answer for? Olass in Zion stand up and be catechised. That in ancient times kissing a pretty girl was reckoned a cure for headache? Old-time remedies are the best after all. That the adage "A fox may grow gray, but he never grows good," is "applicable to more than one old-timer in Zion? That it is good policy to sleep eight hours out of the twenty-four, eat three meals a day and walk on the shady side of the way? That the world is like a fruit basket? The big and attractive get on top, while tha little lit-tle ones are crushed out of sight in the bottom. bot-tom. That it is generally 6afe to be suspicious of the suspicious man? This i6 not a shaft directed at the disfigured armor of the city sleuths. That Assessor Leonard recognizes but one superior at taxing, and that is Time, which taxes our health, limbs, faculties, strength and features and never consents to a rebate? |
