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Show Little Johnny Tells a Mtory. San Francisco Examiner. i Ine time there was a young goto wich felt butty, and there was a ole ram wich lay In the road, half a sleep, chune his cud. The goto he had been sbet up In a paster ol his life, an had never saw a ram, and he sed to his sister, the gote did, "You jetl Stan still an se me whipe thut frcek off the face of the erth." So the gote he went up before the ram an' stomp his fcets an' shuke his head real trite. fill, but the ram he . dident git. up, but only jes kep a chune his cud and WOtched out between be-tween his I lashes. Dime by the gote he backed of and tuke n run, an' then arose up in the air an' come down with his head on the ram's bed, w hack I The gote's bed was busted, nut the ole ram he never wank an eve. Then the ole ram he smiled with his moWtb, an' sed to the hutte gote's sister. "Petri to me, miss, that kangaroo of yourn is Btitty careless where he lltes, he come I g:un diisted rear making me swoller my cud.' |