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Show COLORADO NOTES. The silver dollar is a silver dollar in Colorado now. Tho Denver lottery has been pronounced pro-nounced a fraud. The Leadville Dispatch says: "What Colorado needs is fresh men untainted by bribery." Hilly Woods of Denver, knocked out Jack Ryan of Omaha, near Denver Wednesday afternoon in a five-round contest. It is reported that a republican syndicate syn-dicate has purchased tbo Denver News. You will notice that it is only "reported." "re-ported." Wagon Wheel Gap is overrun with easterners who wear red blazers and weak digesters, searching for the fountain foun-tain of health. Between the Hessian fly and the fly Hessian tramp, Phillips county farmers have about concluded life is a good thing to got rid of. When F. D. Wight of Folsom, Las Animas county, has nothing else to t'o he w ill tend to his wool clip which will reach 200,000 pounds. Iu Denver they play baseball to assist the police. In most cities the police are invited to play. Base ball is a dangerous pastime to those unaccustomed unaccus-tomed to its ways. Denver has a paper called ' Why'" After reading it the interrogation is so irresistible that the mind is lost in tho train of thought suggested as to whv the sheet is kept alive. Tho fact that the moon has the appearance ap-pearance of taking a bath in rich.ruddy gore, gives rise to the belief that the .senatorial canvass iu Colorado this year will bo one of unusual animatiojg Tho barbers of Denver want (Sunday rest. 1 hough there aro period w lieu it would soem otherwise, vet it is a fart that barbers are human and need a rest just the same as common, everyday every-day man. The retirement of Job Cooper to the shades of obscurity would do more to elevate and tone up the political system sys-tem of Colorado than anything in the veterinary department 'of the state could possibly accomplish. .1- 4 . v.-- |