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Show COLORADO NOTES. Silver in Colorado is now considered silver. A "boom" is something that the average citizen of Pueblo believes in avoiding. , The Denver police, in some unknown manner, captured threeburglars last Wednesday. . - It is stated upon excellent authority that Teller has not lost an hour's sleep since the campaign opened. Teller isn't saying much, but he is sawing more wood than any man in Colorado at the present time. An elegant new theater was opened in Denver last week. The Tabor Grand is doing business at the old stand, however. how-ever. The farmers' aHiance-nnion-labor-in-dcpendent-anything-good-Lord-to-gct-inlo-ollieo people are holding a convention conven-tion iu Denver. Some fellow who had failed at everything every-thing else has started a new morning daily at Aspen. The editor's name, very appropriately, is Russell. "The farmers' alliance is a good thing in its place," voiciforates an exchange. Up to the hour of going to. press no one has been able to discover its place. Burglars broke into the Golden post-office post-office Tuesday night and stole everything every-thing in sight except the frame work of the iron safe and the delivery clerk's assinine nerve. Since C. P. Hoyt has declined and positively refused to be named as a candidate can-didate for lieutenant governor of Colorado Colo-rado he has had fourteen offers to enter a Denver dime museum. .. Senator Wolcott is the most dexterous dexter-ous individual in the silver state. He can throw a handfifll of salt a block and a half and strike tho tail of the goose that lays the senatorial egg nine times in nine. The Denver News savs that the platform plat-form adopted by the Colorado democrats demo-crats is unusually sound. If the casual reader will pause to-consider the platform plat-form he is forced to the conclusion, also, that it is sound. The editor of the Salida News sees the signs of the times pointing with unerring un-erring finger to the disintegration of the republican party. It is unnecessary to add that he sees the signs through the bottom of an inverted beer glass. The Denver Times published an excellent ex-cellent column editorial on "How to Eat" last Wednesday,' and now its readers are waiting 'with a patience born of necessity for a dessertatiou on "when to eat." , Telluride Republican: Mr. L. L. Nunn returned yesterday from a fortnight's fort-night's business trip east. The result of his trip will shortly be visible in the introduction of additional capital and renewed energy in the different enterprises enter-prises of whien he is manager. 'Bruce Edwards and Mamie Bigger eloped from Boulder last week and were duly cemented into one. When they returned to receive forgiveness and the "old man's" blessing they were repulsed and told to go out into the cold world and die. But this Mr. and Mrs Edwards refused to do, and now- Bigger Big-ger is taking daily lessons with his target tar-get gun at a postage stamp three hun-Ured. hun-Ured. yards away, as he swears bv all the Roman gods who ever, wrote wretched philosophy that he will murder mur-der Edwards upon sight, |