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Show Just'- S . Barberous For some moments the two small boys had watched the barber bar-ber singe a customer's hair. "What d'you suppose he's.doin'?" one asked finally. "Don't be so dumb," answered the other. "He's lookin' for 'em with a light." Swimming Instructor That's better, sir. You ain't swallerin' so much water doin' more to the gallon so to speak. It All Depends The lad carrying the bass horn . knocked on the door of the rooming room-ing house. "How much are rooms?" he asked, The landlady hesitated. "Let's hear you play that thing first," she said. End of the Line Old Colored Mammy I wants ticket for Magnolia. Ticket Agent (after ten minutes of weary thumbing over railroad guides) Where is Magnolia? Old Colored Mammy She's set-tin' set-tin' over dar on de bench. Exchange. THAT'S EASY Teacher He drove straight to his goal. He looked neither to the right nor to left, but pressed forward, for-ward, moved by a definite purpose. Neither friend nor foe could delay him, nor turn him from his course. All who crossed his path did so at their own peril. What would you call such a man? Bobby A truck driver. Doubt? Hotel Page Telegram for Mr, Neidspondavancl, Mr. Neidspon-davanci. Neidspon-davanci. Mr. Neidspondavancl What initial, ini-tial, please? Drexel Institute Drexerd. |