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Show Knocking Out a Walter, tug Gurley was in town and, as -.proceeded to make his presence He arrived about 10 a. m., and for mge dropped into a cafe for dinner. jls?qiiious waiter had just flicked a f lint from Mr. Gurley's coat collar Mr, Gurley opened out on him. ''i,'' lie said, glandng at the menu, i may bring mo some eggs blushing Aurora." te; pardon, sir," explained the Wait-it's Wait-it's not on the bill." n't, eli? What's this ceufs a l'Au- jes," replied the young man, ingandshiftingsomewhat uneasily. 'A I feel just like having some jes in the royal fashion, with vel-juce." vel-juce." - ! aiter turned red, white and blue, "tyou again," chuckled Mr. Gur-"Well, Gur-"Well, I (suppose you call it culottes wale, sauco veloute." ft, that! Yes, sir; yes, sir," and the r briskly rattled the cutlery around hurley's plate as though he would 'irowu Mr. Gurley's voice. !" sure you bring a stew of good ;iiaas." ow tou are joking," mildly expostu-the expostu-the waiter, with a sickly emile. it a bit of it, man. See hero on Wl compote do boiis Chretiens." -ah ugh," gulped the waiter, don't forget tho fountains of '9-ah I beg pardon." :i;ht here on your menu puits ur." . , ell, well," and the accompanying ,V'W ghastly. r-d a mouthful of ladies." -'iiche de dames Quick, help a f water dash it in his face!" 1 Mr. Gurley was too late. The 'r as in a'dead swoon, almost in a ptic fit, from which ho never re-r?d re-r?d until along in the afternoon. As "irlcy went out he inquired of the r :f the waiters there understood "n. ! ly ear," answered the lightning artiste, "which ear I couldn't in-?ou,"st. in-?ou,"st. Paul Pioneer Press. |