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Show I I THE 'SALT LAKE TIMES, MONDAY EVENING, APRIL T, 1800. ' 3 Propeller J. L. Davis - REAL ESTATE! Lots, Bloclss a.xid Acreage. 1ENTEB STREET I comprising f sub-diyIion- iI 180 Residence Lots. RANGING IN PRICE FROM $150 TO $300. kse Choice Residence Lots are on the Main Business street of Provoand are Now on the Market. Gallon or Address, PROPELLER J. L. DAVIS, PROVO, UTAH.sss Union, National Bank. SALT LAKE CITY. Capital - - - - $400,000.00 United I States Depository Safe Deposit Vault, Absolutely Fire and Burlar Proof. Boxes ffom I5.0C to 825.00 per Year. Careful and Prompt Attention Given TO COLLECTIONS. MIDDLEMISS, VAN DYKE Sc CO.. Real Estate andMines, 156 Main St., Salt Lake City, Utah. lllSpenceTOimballJjp 160 Main Street. UTAH SM LAUNDRY 45 8. West Temple. Brunch Office, Gardner's, 141 Vain BL Agente wanted in all good towns. Telephone 413. Fine Work a Specialty GREAT SLAUGHTERING SALE o y Heating Stoves! loo HEATING STOVES MUST BE SOLD Regardless of Cost. You can fiave Fifty Per Cent by Buying No of tn ALT LAKE HARDWARE COMPANY. 32 West Secon'l Sonth. (Opera House bioek Slgra. cf Eh.o "BIG-- 0-T72T- ." WE HANDLE Business, Residence aefl Country Property, IMPROVED AND UNIMPKOVED. Parties wishing to buy or sell Realty, had better see ua. Our motto: "Small Profits and Quick Turns." Correspondence .olicited. W. L BARRET & CO., 207 S. Main St.. Salt Lake City, Utah. GEORGE A. LOWE, Dealer in All Kinds of First CU Agricultural Implements, SCHUTTLCRFAPl AND FBEiGHS WAGONS. Collins BnPi), Wons anfl Road Carls of every deacriptton. Steam Engines, Leffel Wheels. WAREHOUBE3 STATE BOAD BETWEEN FIBST AD SEC05D SOUTH. Henry f.clark --T-TAILOR. 20 E. Fust South Street Price 6c Clark, --Dualtrt In Poultry and all Kinds of Game rBCira VEGETABLES, trC IS8EAS0.1. No. 58 V. First South Street, Oppoaitt Kimball Block. men nere express tue opinion tnat sued a famine will occur, and say that sever northern dealer nave approached them on this subject of establishing an artifi-cial ice factory in the north as a protec-tion against such contingencies as the present.- - --New Orleans Special. 5w Ortesoe Tcerlee. ' The New Orleans ice factories are, with one exception, very successful. They have a capital of J662.000. They re-ceived last year for their .product $360,-00- at the rate of $6 per ton. So suc-cessful have they been that two new ice companies are contemplated, and will probably be iu operation this year. Tht present warm spell has heated the water somewhat, and increased the cost of manufacturing ice. In case of an ice famine up north this coming spring in consequence of the present phenomenal winter, the New Orleans factories ej press a willingness to ship ice there for consumption if they can get a good price. The artificW . Jumbn'i Rem.lnt at nt. Professor Marshall, of Tufts college, received a dispatch from the Hon. P. T. Barnum, saying that Jumbo was on his way from Bridgeport, and would arrive at the Barnum museum in the morning. Preparations were immediately begun for receiving him, and on account of his immense height the entire doorway and stone sills of the museum had to be re-moved. A four horse team carried him from the Old Colony depot to the college, where Mr. Barnum had sent a gang of workmen to assist in getting him into the museum, and while they were un-loading him the students, led by the members of the Glee club, gathered on the museum steps and tang the "Jumbo Cantcpic," composed by the leader of the glee club, narrating the history and exploits of Jumbo. The work of getting him into the museum was concluded late in the afternoon, when he was placed by the side of the baby elephant, Bridge-port, which will be bis permanent rest-ing place, and where he may be seen any afternoon by visitors. Boston Post. THE AGEtfrS EKTEKOE. That night I laid awake all night med-itating a dire and awful revenge, and by morning I ha my plans all made. 1 had a piece of thick sheetiron made so that it fitted snug and cozy like to that part of my anatomy which got kicked, then I secured six ounces of dynamite and fastened it carefully in a oil lined silk bag about six inches square. This I sewed on the inside of the seat of my second best pants, and my machine of vengeance was complete. As I walked up to the door I saw the farmer drop his fork and take a beo line from the hay field to the house. The same girl answered the ring of the door boll. She seemed very much surprised to see me again, but with a rosy blush on her cheeks and a winsome smile on her lips she again invited me into the parlor. She seated herself on the sofa and with a blush invited me to do the same. I did not dare to sit down, but I bent forward so as to give the farmer a good oppor-tunity for a square kick seized her band and had just begun to murmur passionately: "I must look upon your supremely beautiful face again, though the sun should fail and the heavens should fall" When well the heavens did not fall, but the farmer's foot did square and fair upon that dynamite bag. Great Scott! who would have thought six ounces of dynamite could create such a rumpus! When I picked myself up out of a straw pile ten rods away, into which 1 had been fortunately thrown, and there-fore not much hurt, I saw the farmer crawling out of a mud puddle in the hog yard some fifteen rods away, and the girl hanging on the wire fence in the backyard. "I bet that farmer don't kick another book agent," I muttered as I cleared out. Burlington Hawkeye. j)0K agents revenge. I WAY HE GOT EVEN WITH A KIT HEADED OLD FARMER. Iras Kicked Out of the Bouts, bat limed Loaded with Dynamite The pan' Daughter "Rather Liked Him." I t Eick Agentt. jriow I am only a book, agent, one of I well oiled talking machines, com-l- v supposed to be composed of a of "gab," "check," "gall" reveral other pleasant ingredients. I t and won't, when it comes down I'.ual business, stand being kicked. lw I am homely and red headed and I. and I don't care who tells me so; Ihe man who kicks me (ouches, me lender spot and I will have revenge, lo year ago I was canvassing in lant Prairie. Ever been there? Itiful place, level as a lake, rich soil, people, beautiful girls, but extraor-- p big footed fathers. One day, an hour before noon, I came to a t, fine farm house. I walked up and I the door bell a vigorous pull. The I was opened by a young girl as fresh I pretty to look at as a new blown I I bowed with the easy graceful-lofa- n accomplished book agent, an Inly attained by long and constant lice, and greeted her with my most Itching smile. She kindly invited Into the parlor, while' her two eyes ped upon me like rays of light sliin-Ibrou-the windows of heaven. a' h interrupted tete a tete. seated herself upon tho sofa, and jinking "faint heart never won fair pulled out my prospectus and took It by her side. For one short, happy I I talked with that fair young pn, when, just as we were begin-- I get somewhat loving' and con-ftia- l, tho door opened, and a six fJ. raw boned, big footed young P entered. He stared at ns in Man k lament for a moment and then "Gall, what in thunder are you IS i'h that young Great Scott! la book agent!" he ended abruptly, lnag sight of my prospectus, l.r", 1 sai(J' "sing and politely bow-- I 'I iiave the honor of introducing to I a work". hn& I," he broke in, starting for me, pe the pleasure of kicking you out of jaonse. You little red headed" flj fot wait to hear more, but catch- - IS cf the 8ize of his boot8 1 my hat and started. Just as I Fed tho door his foot caught me like f'UE cyclone, and, helping me over peps, landed me in the midst of a r rose bush. j!iea I crawled out of that bush I I niad a piece of humanity to the as ever eiisteJ: but 1 L tlle raging volcano within, P nu bowed politelv. tam," I Eaid, turning to tho girl, f as 6tanding on the doorstep laugh-- L n?e-"- I beg your pardon for my L Necessity compelled me to ieJUr SWeet Presence a trifle more either politeness or in-U- T 'nciined me to; but in the near V 6haI' do myself the honor to call for jou, j addressing ;rmer, ",ve two ahall meet again." . ffie catch your red head siiining 'Yhf aeain and 1 kick a11 --vou i,!atm"' was the sweet good-b- y Lifelong Grief. h is an Indian now serving a life sentence in the penitentiary. He is almost literally alone in the world, for, though thero ara other Indians in prison, they are not of the same tribe and speak a different language.. But one link binds bitu to tho world, and that is a cowboy who speaks the same tongue, but who has only a few months to stay. h is sick in tho hospital, where he grieves and mourns day in and day out. For hours he will kneel with his blanket about his head and never move. When the'nigbt nurses take their places face brightens up, for then his cowboy friend, who is a night nurse, conies to him, and they have a friendly talk. This "untutored" son pines for liberty; his only thought U of his native plains and hills, and how sweet would be his revenge for depriving him of that liberty. Columbus Dispatch. Ileet Is the Cure for Heudaehe. There are a good many kinds of head-ache. In these days the nervous bead-ach- e is a very distinct variety. It is generally in the front of the head, acros the forehead, over the eyes. But it may be in other parts at the top of the head, at one or both 6ides, at the back or all over. It is painful, depressing, disabling. Physic by itself is no use. There is not a single drug known to medical science which will of itself at once permanently cure a nervous headache. ', On the other hand, drugs are not always needed. A complete change of air and circum-stances will usually take away the pain i ten or twelve hours. Perfect rest, of a duration proportioned to the severity and long continuance of the symptoms, will make the cure permanent. Ameri-can Analyst. ' A Toutlifal Traveler. James Stanislaus McGregor, a boy of 10, appeared in the Boston and Albany station, at Boston, a day cr two ago, bearing a label which stated that be had come all alone from New Mexico, and that the Boston police were expected to take care of him until his uncle came from New Hampshire to claim him. When the police found him he was hav-ing a hard fight with tome bad Boston boys, who aimed for the contents of his lunch basket. He bad succeeded in keep-ing them off, however, and showed re-markable pluck and ability to take care of himself. He was bright and self con-tained, and could speak Spanish and In-dian, besides English. Philadelphia Led-ger. tVenTloe Knows to Tlrjil. Virgil represent the use of gold in weaving, an if it had existed in Trojan times. One of the garments so adorned was made by Dido, the Sidonua; another by Andromache, and a third was in pos-session of Anchisea. In all these in-stances, according to Yates, the refer-ence is to the habits of Phoenicia, Lydia or other parte of Asia. New York Sun. " f .. v |