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Show TEXAS TArEWOHM TOM How the People f Salt Lake are liullc-l hr a tiartule Trateliag Fakir. EVERYBODY HAS TAPEWORMS t A Scheme to Take the People's Hard-' Earned Money in Exchange for Worthteaa Oooda. "Texas Tom," with hi long hair, purchased at a hair store, his two banjo artists w ho liiu e been rescued from t terrible slow death by starvation from some variety show, his imitation row-Iniy row-Iniy w it It a cast of countenance tike a quarter to mv and the elegant w bisker. called "doctor" for short, am in town. Tom Is the great laH'worui eradicator of the country, and w hen he strike ;l town he strikes it with a rush. He g H hi- wagon and hi trotti In front of sonic good building and then begins. He eoiiiinem-ed operation In Zioit yesterday. This i the war it happened: -The vehicle containing the onltll halted in front of the Dcscrd National bank. The two e variety pcoph' tuned their banjos and after tiling the win" -edge off j their voice began "Little Annlrt Rooltcy." The object of this pHx-red-1 ing w as lo draw a crowd. It was a sue-ccs-sful design, for people came fop blocks, thinking that a new saw mill was la-lug given a tost trial, or that souioliodv was saw lug the leg off a Mai-1 tese feline, Chief Young and a platoon i.f policA' hurried In the spot and the Inn department depart-ment rcspomleil with it. usual alacrity. ,' The mayor called a i ial sesolon of the city council and prompt meaur" were nlool to he liikcn when Tom IT-' marked that the fellow, were only aing- lug. a statement which Whisker" cor- : pihoralcd. This w as accepted a tnttU but with ill glace, and the youth were' informed that they must not do any ' more. Then liu-ines proceeded. Tout brushed his f.ile hair oul of hi rye anil after wiping the uioisinr from the cml ' of his nasal organ lagan. 'Ladies aud gentlemen-(crie of 'hear, hear.' from the cowboy. lulu Tcxa Tom. Ihe great tapeworm amii : hll.ili'l'. A pplanse from whisker I Has Inirii In Ihe ,one Mur state wheiw the taH-wnrm gii.iwelh at a nian'a vital' vi-tal' day and night. ( 'beers from th banjoUt Al the age ol twelve rear f was a lit lug mas of tape worms. Everything Every-thing I ale was devoured by tapes worms. Cries of Tal' from small Imiv on Ihe pavement. You needn't smile gentlemen. I can prove tnv asaer lb. lis. Mor nppUitsr from Whisker, Wil li did I do g. iillcnieii' I Invented my g real t apewonn eradicaior. At llm . age of twelve year and twenty dny I had cxteriuiuatcd Ihe lost one of lh hernuiphiodctic t.trmiiil front mv gas. Ironomlc region. (Cheer from thu cow puncher Siui e that lime I ham did nothing btil slaughter 'cm. Cries) of ' gooil" from the hanJ.'Ut I have killcl more tapeworm 1 1 1 ii ii till the men in Ihw country, coun-try, (Mill morn applanvi from Whisker. If all lb" laponn that I hate killed Wi re lied together head mid tail I her would girdln the earth .'ind I would have enough '' ft . lie a four ill hand al all Lake. Mtr i cheer from Ihe c.. Ix.y ! T'h Imn.l j on I hi hat i made of lapeworin. Tho I lines I hnl bold my horse In check API tanned lape-.iorm. My iiniler j are made of tapcitorm. tie my medicine Up ill packages w il h tapeworm string. I'm a In hi In Ihe tapeworm business. t Tic of "hear, hear," frota Whl.k. rs Kv cry piomh'cnt matt in Ihe couutr know' me. I have vl.iltcd uU the crow lie 1 head ill Europe. I rciiMivcil a tapeworm front Chancellor ISi-m.ir. I mile long and lie i-nl II inl.i clo'hc lines and gJs) theni lo Hie needy p""r, (lireat applause ap-plause from Ihe iii edy poor I h lli'!H'i President ll.ll i-..ll gi t rid ditelis of them. (Jllceil Victoria blree my name, while Mr l.angtrr rrn the secret Ihnui of kl il.g In'.' feel. Yells of delight from the cowlwir and cheer from the !aiij.its, and slid mor appl else from Whiskers. My tape-Worm tape-Worm ciii.li.'.it.'F will kit! any tapeworm iu the world ll m ike 'em ick; nol only sick, but awful ! k, and I'll tell' you how you cm led how ymi'tat got a l.tpcw orm. I" you get lomifry w hen yoti abstain from eating You'nn got a lapeworin. Do your feet get cdil when you haven't got sock on YoUi hive a ta-worit. Do yon want td sleep liight Tl,Wriit More- up- , pl.vise from Whi-ker. Another thing: Ii.H-s your Iu!m hurt wheu you strike them against anything hard Tip"-worm. Tip"-worm. loe weir back actus after; packing a Dm f coal upstair Tap- ' worm. AH of you have tapeworm. tape-worm. Children are horn witft i l:icwoims. This Moomin' crow. I is full f Ui'Wrui. and I'm going lo clean '.i,i out. (Great up-pljiisr up-pljiisr (rotii the cow U.y and bowl it '. delight from whisker It' "tdy . rent a p.n kic, three- pat kagi f'T H. Thi will make ihree .(uurt of liquid.: which iiiii-I 1-e t'iwd'-d into tbn-e d."Mt and taken every t'tt.'i u minute until cure is effected. The tup-wrni will, drink t!i- uietiiii, and will twelt up and bust " And then the land played Annist Ijiirrey, and lT.net, nine out of ef hundred e..j.c Isiitfit UirtU inei j ii-itie. If what Tow ay i true, ther wilt be 200 tapeworm killed today. h. .uT it U-.it aU b-jW a people will U; guild by a tramp fakir Men '-Inly '-Inly a package tit Wurthte stuff he if a man would advcrti Hour at II sack iher wirttbl claim il wa. adulter ated. Thi quack will prohably tat t.m out of Salt Lake, and will leave t return, What? |