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Show JlS New Excuse Policeman How did the accident acci-dent happen? Motorist My wife fell asleep in the back seat. Rastus was bemoaning: his wife's laziness to his friend. "She's so lazy," he said, dat she done put popcorn in de pancakes so they'll flop over by dem-selves." dem-selves." Homage "When Robinson returned from abroad he fell on his face and kissed the ground of his native town?" "Emotion?" "No; banana skinl" In Reverse Office Boy Sorry, madam, but Mr. Snifkins has gone to lunch with his wife. The Wife O! Well . . . tell Mr. Snifkins his typist called. Ask Dad Little Billy, aged four, was being be-ing shown the Bhape of the earth on the globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all the countries with their peculiar shapes, she asked: "Now, Billy, what shape is the world?" "Terrible, Dad says," responded re-sponded Billy, looking very wise. |