Salt Lake Herald | 1907-09-08 | Page 21 | Little Fables for a Cent

LITTLE FABLES fOR TOR A CENT BY GYM BAGLEY Once upon a once there was a Natural Ball Player er who batted over and fell Cell for Cot two fielding errors a year just to show how the Bunch that he Stuck Up He any bigger than a Half HaIr Portion but when he Choked his Stick he was always alwa s a Betting Proposition One Eventful Day DR however Old Dr Theory got Under his Shirt and Imbued him with Things Then the Natural Ball Player Pla er drifted away from First Impulses and became a Scientific Nut Whereas before beCore he slammed It over the fence when the bases were full without drawing any an diagrams he lie now Pulled it for the runners and Placed it in the Weak Spots He was so sure that he ceased to fO o be an Interesting Doubt and even the in the grandstand could figure out to a Geometric Certainty where he Lay La it Down Then somehow it happened that the grass grew over his batting av aY average rage and his Three e Figures looked like a Pretzel bet on the Single O 0