| Show A Controversy By WEX VEX JONES From an nn article lc In lit Magazine MagazineR UR R life Ute In the camp was much en cn enlivened enlivened OUR livened by the antics of or Charley the pet pct clam I have hae mentioned Jn in previous articles L Charley was a cute little fellow and would come gayly out of oC his shell and awake me ma In the morning by br licking my my face filce A curious Instance of ot othis his is b this On days when It threatened rain or even when the weather bureau predicted showers Charley would never leave hi his bIll shell he called it his hard hardshell hardshell shell mackintosh The little fellow would I also turn pale when any anyone one In n the course of ot conversation would express a n liking for tor clam broth troth or chowder and It was all I could do to reassure him on such occasions by telling him that he ht was too tough for chowder He lIe usually replied with a Ii tear tearful tearful tearful ful smile Chat many a tough body hid bid a 11 tender tener heart Charley was very fond of ot music and delighted to set the pianola going on a ragtime song to which he be could From an interview given give out at Oyster Bay DaV DaVIt It Is pitiable to think our young children arc are being taught such stuff stulL Imagine a achild achild achild child instead of crowing up Into a n bunter hunter and marksman becoming a n mollycoddle student of ot such fakes IP II I particular the story of Charley the Clam is s unqualifiedly mendacious From an article in n Doodles Magazine In continuation of my ray remarks I again denounce these men who attribute intelligence intelli intelligence Int gence ence to animals A horse has no horse bor sense nor does a cat ever take a catnip I IThe The fakers to the contrary I Ino no one has seen a dog d fish The yellow I journalist of or the tae t woods who has hu written about Charley the Clam Is not worth node noticing lug ing his fabrications are so apparent From an on artIcle in Dingbats Magazine i In an appendix I publish the following Affidavit by Rev nev 5 T O 0 Jay that Charley the Clam was a veracious clam of ot good repute Affidavit by Dr T O 0 Tay that Charley R the Clam possessed pG a phenomenal brain MaIn Twenty other affidavits From Prom an on article in III Doodle Doodles Magazine These nature fakers takers contradict e them selve In one torr we read that a clam clamIs Is 15 remarkably intelligent and In another we read of clam dam chowder Now ow If u the clam Is Js so and Intelligent he be run away the day cia before chowder day Of course coarse he would This ends end the whole deplorable dt affair animals animaL are arc made to be shot not written about |
