Show ESSAYS OF LITTLE BOBBIE By WILLIAM F KIRK MENTAL ARITHMETIC OBBIE my sed our first BOBBIE B lesson this morning is Mental a term with from the Greeley Gree sed Mental Noodle k meen Ing speedy or Speedy Noodle sed my Rite a essay she s e sed zed about Mental Uk Mental Is wha e a man has to think Ink twice he pays once The first man with ever used It ft was Mister Noah when the tho animals was Bitting thare there numbers do standing in inline InlIne Inline line for tor the Ark Noah looked them over good he sed to sed Bed he Here Is 18 a leppard a tiger a lion a Anteater Thare Is 18 only two 2 ants So BO the Anteater Ant will starve unless turns up In Inthe inthe the way of at food two 2 ants antu much sed No h I Does Sum Grate Crate Then the all aU calm around to tolee t tsee see lee Mister Noah NOAn In the Ark thay sed How do we know you are going to give us a Job floating around we e want a thay sed to show us that you are on the square so Noah had to do sum grate In all the grate walks of or Life Lire sed my Pa thane thara t are is a call for tor Mental Consider the humbel book bookmaker bookmaker bookmaker maker sed Pa sets on his littel stool waits walts for the common to cum git sit tharo rights he ha has hasto hasto hasto to do sum quick he has to git the munny quick hurry hoam in his past the savings bank I Also sed Pa thare there Is the I He has to talk time to figger many sums such as If It a hen a ahalt half halt lays laya a egg a half In a hour houra a half halt how much a lI dozen 12 do we soak the suckers wick buys sed eggs anser fifty 50 cents Then Thare There Is the Butcher Then again Pa sed thare Is the thee butcher He looks his hili customers rite In the eye says When was beef beefsteak beefsteak beefsteak steak the highest Ha ha his custom customers ers era say I you think we are aro going to say aay When the cow jumped over the moon but we aint ain t going to say that we are Ire going to t say Yester Yesterday Yesterday Yesterday day his customers tell teU the Butcher Ha ha says saya the butcher wrong again the anser Is III not Yesterday but Today I But after all aU sed sod Pa the Mental Is la how to your wife Of at course Bobble sed Pa thare is a gaim galm you have hay newer been against but when you do Pa sed remember the words of ot yure Pure old Dad will perhaps be ba laid away in n the cold anent allent ground around when Yow you have havea a wife when you think of or yure Pa say to Deer old Dad he stood I Ifor for Ma angels cud do no moar I It is sum sed Pa to git gita I Ia a wife but remember Bobble Bobbie the only true Mental Is you shake off art the shackles blind bind you wrap yore yure bachelor flat fl around you lie down to pleasant sTENCE sed my what 60 d you BOBBIE BOBBIES know about such as How round is the world How high can ean cana eana a baloon go without dropping bow how fatt fast can CAD a go 0 without stopping etc ete j Not much I ee le sed 1 ji but I t will ask Pa Pahe Pahe he be will tell me sed d Pa Ps when I asked aske him Mm is if what maik maiki a the world go around It is what tells whether they have hare the tIle or the mumps sed Pa then they are wrong It shows how to pay thare there rent git thare there creem off of of the dumb waiter before steels it itI It tells us how bow ho the stars swing around In It thare course how bow o the planets stick close lose e to the stars stat like Uke a landlord hangin hange hang e In around for his rent sed Pa There are many kinds of Pa Paled sed led Thare Is the of jockeys How to beat the Barrier and the Sie ce o of Common How to beat the Butcher etc eta Also sed Pa Pat thare is the of being good Pa sed The T e of being hein good sed sod Pa is of the two tuo 2 kinds Reely flee good near good The reely reel goodkind good goOI goodkind kind is wonders sed Pa wieh singa sings I J Want ant to Be A Angel maiks good I The near good is js of us Pa Fa sed plugging along alon to do the best we can our tripe paying out all aU our munny Once In a while sed Pa we Ute lite with our face in the asfalt but of us meen to do rite with wieh is the best we can do doA doA doA A other grate sed Pa is ill riding ridin in up above the tho stars tars That is ill the grand life Pa sed sod far away from the stress of life What is stress I asked Pa Being married he be sed lied being mar married marrIed married ried Sum of the tho grate te I know is Robert Fulton made the first Mister Blister Edison Missus Edythe Edy Edythe the of them all Mister Fulton made a boat KO go 0 on the water by bv mee of steam Mister Edi Edison son Eon made the to lite the botes Missus Eddy Ed sed to all II the listen to Lo her Jer you are ride Ing on the waives you will be thare like a duck duckI I cud rite moar about but Art I is long lon Thue we is fleeting I |