Show T Mr Dooley on the Passing Show I I BY By F P Dunne Copyright 1907 by H McClure cC Co i Well sir said Mr Dooley Us hard ard wurruk up with this coun Iv ours It moves s too fast Ti tr Time me c Hows s that thaU asked Mr Hennessy Well said Mr Mr Dooley a few weeks ago I thought I was wag doin doln me duty as a if It I a brick on anny silk hat I see All th molders Iv public were on me an Teddy to hammer th flu rich I never niver th Ui iv riches but I it with an ax An Just as I 1 thought I had done so much gallant to me that it was time I 1 wint out an was serenaded I pick pickup pickup pickup up me an find that t at Ive gone too far A little while ago Hit that fellow tellow Why says I Because hes got money an wont give it back Now Dont hit that fellow Why says I Be Because Because cause causa hes got gat eer money an cant give it back to ye It appears ye cant run to fa a bank too hard or hell outrun ye Last month I f picked up me journal an read in It Th action Iv In not goin to New York an choppin Pierpont Morgan in into Into into to little pieces is very ery to his manny admirers It looks look to us as though he was in th pay iv Wall This I see It is fr this that in th thO panic caused among our read readers readers readers ers be th thO wild an ravings iv th iv h th White House wan man has been found to seize th helium iv state It is needless to say that we refer to our revered frind MIs ther Morgan But he not be re required required required to carry th entire burden on his manly shoulders This is no time f Pr fr r our subscribers to be b swept away be we Jave have said in the past Th money iv iv th is safer in th hands iv the rich thin in th stocking or th clock We call upon our read readers reader readers ers er who have been misled be th froth ings iv lv th tho at to put back what they took out an ansay ansar ansay say sar Excuse me is so as a n sudden iv th classes In another column will be found an appeal In Ulven languages lan languages languages lh th gifted pen Iv a well known capitalist whose face will be recalled th tho pitcher we printed iv him last week on th pros form iv Liberty We endorse all an all that our worthy an pa frind trind has to say We have requested th tho states attorney to sus th tho prosecution iv this talented financier till Ull th thO present small flurry is over An there ye are I dont know what to do All over this broad land has gone up the clarion call iv Th American people have rallied tallied to th tho of Shut up A era iv has set in as Hogan says Judge Landis has asked Jawn D to come an spind a week with him Me frind Thomas Lawson has wrote an asked his old chum fr his an Hinzy has his wrote back that he be is sorry but it ft itis ItIs is in th bank I have bave sent a short note to an Com in n a manly way f fr r I said about thim we needed th thO hated bated English goold Th in th thO White House is with his hand firmly pressed against his lips so to th financiers iv th thO has come that handsome home In years as come it In th last two weeks Me Ie frind Teddy is pre parin a message to congress though Well hear him ye bet betTh betTh betTh Th public not that th basis of o all credit is confidence an th thO basis of ot all confidence is isa credit In pin tin out th tho weak places in our in an financial systems I have perhaps plated too hard an me thumb has gone through All that I have said turned out throe but th thO is dangerous if ye take too much iv it t tat at wan time Th American people are arenow arenow arenow now tr an overdose iv th thO I have bave found on investigation that all iv I th splendid institutions that support our noble financial system system system tem are in th thO hands iv th classes an th time has haa come they spud be vigorously supported I 1 wish to thank these gen gentleman gentlemen fr tr all they th they y have done an I 1 Inow Inow now call cal on thim to go and sin some more it Well sir I wisht I 1 were with Taft durin this here small flurry that has rocked our to its depths Hes th thO lucky boy What he doin says ye Well some time ago th called him in lp han an says he Bill BUl Yes sir says th iv war Bill Bm says th thO some wan must succeed me I suppose I cant think iv anny ann wan less worthY on iv this lofty mis mission mission mission sion thin I must put ye re In I 1 must get ye to t do some thin that tha will endear ye yc to th thO hearts Iv my people says he What l I Ido Ido Ido do says Taft Go away says Teddy An th tit next day th ladin candy date Fr th thO started out on I campaign lIes Hes been havin i th tho fine time He went over to Japan where he had a letter to a frind iv th thO Miky doo Grand Rapids hes hos dure over ove over there wan iv us be th name iv OBrien OBrien like the good fel fellow fellow low he is says Come up an see th Dye know him says Taft Know him says Tom OBrien His people rented a farm fm f m us in lI th old So they the wint up to th palace an th said he h was pleased to meet anny frind iv OBrien an a bottle iv Saki Said an some sugar an lemon an they sat up till th wife leaned over th bannister an asked him if It th gas bill gettin g too large an wad he mind th clock re he be I come to bed an did he know two tV an that he had to review th army army tomorrow he come away the asked him how th I fleet was gas as gettin on Fine says Bill Taft Th navy is not un er me con eon but is run run be another member iv th thO bar but I know It to be very pow but much like me Well says th thO Im glad to hear It it t You will wUl notice some iv me own little frail pleasure crafts fas as ye ego go out iv th thO harbor says he an he pinned th thO medal Iv lv l the grand or iv 1 th Film Flam on th chest Japan he want wint to th Philip peens an the Jools iv th thO rose rosean roseI rosean I an greeted him A native band sere serenaded serenaded serenaded him th gathered at t his hotel an demanded more Iv their own liberty an less of our liberties an three an fifty thousand Tag alog his through rough th h iv th noble capital capi capital tal t l Hes goin on Hes gain goin to visit th tho Czar iv th thO Cohen iv h th thO Sultan iv Turkey th King Kingi iv England an th Wil WU Willum Willum lum Th is to head him off but he wont stop Th coorts Iv Europe an Asia are havin their cleaned an pressed In honor Iv his comin A dated Wash reached him at Pekin Come home an th pleasure Iv finan cial He lIe merely answered not hot think Iv ye all th tho fun Iv 1 it Am Just the Chinese Em Empress Empress Empress press fr tr a buggy ride An so he goes th tho happy heedless fellow while at home sets his great aid ami a d good frind in th thO lonely mansion lookin at a sign 1 S on th wall Step softly so as not to disturb confidence Hes th thO kind Iv h a campaign Id like He dont have l ave to hold th warm hand Iv 1 th taxpayer or speak sp speak ak th speech that needs no reading a care has he tr Pr f r th tariff on tin Un or th lh R reform iv th thO bashful currency But I as he be lays in th great bed Iv state in th palace with th goold canopy over him tb Jook been on him has taken out his shoes to be shined an t tall all all ll Is dark are his iver aver haunt haunted ed be a lean cold face almost complete completely ly covered with a dense growth of trail trall trailing trailing ing arbutus Dye think is as as he was asked Mr Hennessy He as in Wall Wail as he was said Mr Dooley They only used to hate him Copyright 1307 1907 by H H McClure McClura COI Ca |