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Show Seeing; Hayes. . One was an attorney and the other was a politician. They were walking up East Temple street, the politician overwhelming the lawyer with Florida, Flor-ida, Louisiana, Oregon, returning boards, going behind returns, etc. When he had reached the Emporium corner.be commenced again: "Hayes, airl Hayes " when the legal gentleman, gentle-man, looking at the street car, remarked: re-marked: "Why, this is the day. Hayes? Yes, Hayes in that car now." The politician ejaculated: "What? here ? that car ? Hi I Conductor ! Whoop yah I" aud unhooking himself from the lawyer's arm, overtook the car, clutched the rail, swung himself onto the toes of two platform passengers, passen-gers, and followed by their anathemas, anathe-mas, crowded through to the conductor conduc-tor and asked: "Where's Goveruor Hayea?" "Damfino," said tho puncher; "in Ohio, I s'posc; fare sir." "Yes, but Hayes iu this car, uiut he? A gentleman just said so." The conductor looked around, reflected, re-flected, grinned, and said: "Ycb, hay's in this car; always is at this season; has the floor. Must be a sell, I guess." The bulldozed politician went out, but steered clear of the lawyer. He said he knew the fellow was "joking," and he wasn't going to "set 'em up" on any such a sell. |