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Show I HIPS- j Tne biiit bi: season is over. ITe du-t was never so def p before. Arch-c-y s-jeais to be growine p.p-:ular. p.p-:ular. A nice tcuntry sent is a seat uncer a peach tree. Eve I v any ether name wouldn't smeil as wheat. Tiie thermometer yesterday ranged from 5i3" to S33. It is "fiy time" (he ypar round to the leathered tribe. The new director: car did nil go south yesterday, as expected. Tne brick makers have bad a boont?iU3 harvest this summer. Verily, there is nomine in thi life woolly g:xxl nr wholly b;id except the egg. The sidewalk on the west side ol the Wasatch building was being asphalted yesterday. A negro on Second Sr-u'.h street yesterday made t:.iigs lively by beating beat-ing his white wile. Bocls, at tbe Continental "Eight oVlock, ?ur!" Guest "Why didn't ye tell me tb.ii before, coufuutid you!" An Oceu couple were bantered into marrying while riding on the I Utah acd Northern on Thursday evening. "Mmma, can't we have anything we want?" ''Yes, my dears. But be oareful and don't want anything you can't have." A number of our merchants ssy that many of tht-ir customers are trying to stop their credit by aliening their accounts to run. Professor Swift ol Rochester, stays oat until 1 or 2 o'clock in tbe morning, morn-ing, and then tells bia wile that he hsB discovered a new planet. The boot black yap who has annoyed an-noyed respectable citix-ns during the ball season on Washington square should be transported next year. A special over the Utah Southern took some government directors to Provo and back. The party left before the regular train and returned about 1 o'clock. A ler.-ceul parcel delivery has been started in this city by Mr. W. F. Cutler, 71 Main Btreet. A similar institution in San Franciico has proved a big success. Salt Lake has developed a female highwayman. She stopped a young fellow on the street the other evening, and tried to rob him of his last dollar, but he hadn't it on him. Mr. Jonathan Jones, was registered at one of our private boarding houses, on Thursday evening. He hails from Rhosllanerchrogog, a few miles east of Llanfairmathafanaethaf, Better lay in your coal now. Professor Pro-fessor ScbacfJer, of Pottsville, in a lecture lec-ture before tbe Society for the Ad 1 vancement of Science, says the coal fields will be exhausted in the year 2005. "Ben. Butler's otily hope of be-1 coming a governor is to marry a: governess." Tnat won't do now . At the next election in Mass. ou'II . see Ben jam into the gubernatorial armchair. Steps are being taken to induce the street railro&d company to change tbe j times of departure of cars on the First South Street lino to be in uuiformity . wilD the departure of cars on the .other lines. j Two parties made considerable j j ncise, and indulged in a gocd deal of, "f5ght talk" last night on West Temple street; but it proved to be only another case of "one afraid and the other daren't." Joe Cook has been at Ticouderoga ciphering oiu the reason why the tin-' tnowable preponderance of the luminous lumi-nous ego causes the heterogeneous infiuity ol the deplorable bioplast to give way before the laughter of the soul at ilelf. , Considerable dissatisfaction has been expressed at the managers of the i base ball cjouud ompelliug well- , known season ticket holders to "pony up the half dollar at the gate if they had not the ticket in their han ls to ' show. It smacks of a sharp trick and is rather lite iu the season to commence. I T'io HUtumn'F M'srlpaves are nnw fvling; Put. hf hi! liurd bail, liUewiie btt; 1 he h piro nis cpi-J nil l'Rse biwl-Ep i he : m iter ni.- try of "liow- ibfll?" . |