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Show FOR SUFFERING HUSBANDS. Their Antidote Is a Bane A Government Gov-ernment Licensed Divorce Shop. Editors Herald: Tbe Tribune has recently printed several copies of applications for divorces received by some of our lawyers from residents of other states, and also the replies of the attorneys in question. Had these base application applica-tion beem similarly declined by all our courts and attorneys up to this time tho reputation of our territory terri-tory would be much fairer than it is today. But it these attorneys were too honest to assist in procuring such divorces they should have fostered "home industry" to the extent of referring re-ferring these coojugal "strikers" to some nobie and chivalno champion ol tbe rights of oppressed and enslaved husbands, tbe story ot whose wrongs at the hands of tbe tyrant woman have been wafted to Ziou on every breeze except those which Blow Bofto'er Ceylon's Iele. Have these cries for help gone un heeded? Has a deaf ear been turned to the piteous waila of the tortured husband who had centred bis virgin affections upon one who promised to cberidh and protect, but who, alas! after beguiling him from loving parents, caressed him only with , skillets and rolling pins I Nary! time. I This comoiunity has not yet for-, gotten tbe pathetic story of Joseph ! Ballard Moon. When bis wife, Jane, alter months of diabolical cruelty j toward Joe, told him she would con-1 tinue to get drunii, sleep oui niguis and, perhaps, even edit the Tnbune and never reform, so she wouldn't, tbe avenging NemeBis was found who1 in one brief hour knocked Jane from a boss Moon into a Bickly tallow dip. Do you ask the name of this modern Hercules? Alas I thas his modesty should leave bo many auSerers in ignorance of his identity. He is no other than our own Mose, otherwise known as the nephew of UucleBoyce. Unfortunately for Mose, he deprives himself ol much of the glory to which he is entitled as the delender of the oppressed Bex, by declaring he didn't mean to. As the aforementioned lawyers and the 'JYibune have fallen short of their duty in this matter, I trust you will inform despairing Benedicks that their matrimonial redeemer livetb, and iu Salt Lake, It may not bo amiai to state, for the benefit of your foreign readers who do not know Moses, that he is commibaioned by the United States government for tbe purpose herein named and that the whole power of our reform government is behind him. He is a receiver, something Dot to be lost Bight of by those who require his aid. Utah. |